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[megadave]

the tv guide says Alien is on, but fucking gordon fucking ramsey is, what a massive disappointment!

 

[Huntingtons]

alien is awesome. but... Alien 3 Dir cut is the best <3. haters gonna hate.

 

[Madmaxx]

I was just browsing youtube whilst bored, and stumbled upon this old disney cartoon I used to watch as a kid. The sword in the stone about king arthur and merlin etc

YouTube - Archimedes insane laugh


the squirrel scream at the end, when merlin turns back to a human cracked me up !

YouTube - The Fat Squirrel from Sword in the Stone

 

[BloodOmen]

Being British

Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.

And the most British thing of all?
Suspicion of all things foreign!

Only in Britain can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in Britain do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Britain do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Britain do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Britain do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Britain are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION..


3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after Xmas cracker-pulling accidents.

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

4 years ago
A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after trying to open bottles of beer with their teeth.

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out-of-control Scalextric cars.

and finally...

In 2000 eight Brits were admitted to hospital with fractured skulls incurred whilst throwing up into the toilet.

 

[kamorrista]

Only in Britain do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

LoL this In Spain we have closed bank doors (you have to ring the bell) and then pens are link-free...

 

[CorNokZ]

I bet this threads made Cornokz life complete, he did something sucessful.

When it gets stickied my life will be complete

I was just browsing youtube whilst bored, and stumbled upon this old disney cartoon I used to watch as a kid. The sword in the stone about king arthur and merlin etc

Awesome! One of the best Disney films
the squirrel scream at the end, when merlin turns back to a human cracked me up !

 

[Vladamir]

Copenhagen win the CL or this thread gets stickied.

Which do you choose Cokenoze??

 

[Vladamir]

In light of his recent prison sentence, George Michael has found solace in writing material for his forthcoming album. The first single, inspired by his bald headed cell mate 'Hairless Fister' will be available following his release.

 

[Raven]

Right fuckers. Stickied then.

 

[kamorrista]

Right fuckers. Stickied then.

LoL all we need is pray

 

[Raven]

Unfortunatly due to this thread now being stickied, Copenhagen will get knocked out in the group stages. Its all to do with cosmic cause and effect.

 

[kamorrista]

Unfortunatly due to this thread now being stickied, Copenhagen will get knocked out in the group stages. Its all to do with cosmic cause and effect.

LoL found sense sticking it then, If it happens we blame you, I hope u know that yet

 

[BloodOmen]

Unfortunatly due to this thread now being stickied, Copenhagen will get knocked out in the group stages. Its all to do with cosmic cause and effect.

oh no... someone get corn a tissue quickly.

 

[Vladamir]

The George Michael Diaries - September 2010

Day 1) Woke up and was forced to suck off another man. Went for a shower and got raped by 2 blokes...one of whom was black. Finished the night off with a few hand jobs for some of the guys and I let one handsome bloke give me a blow job.

Day 2) Got found guilty and jailed for driving under the influence of drugs

 

[Cyradix]

YouTube - Gymkhana THREE, Part 2; Ultimate Playground; l'Autodrome, France

 

[Marc]

Back when dance music WAS dance music and not the shit you get today

YouTube - J K - Beat it

 

[Marc]

And this!!!

YouTube - Joy Salinas People Talk DJ Spy Go To Your Heart

Early 90s > Now

 

[Ch3tan]

alien is awesome. but... Alien 3 Dir cut is the best <3. haters gonna hate.

I always say this, and I always get flamed. It's not a directors cut, he never made a directors cut as the studio wouldn't agree to his plans for the movie. The special edition is however a very good film. IMO Alien > Alien 3 > Aliens

 

[Ch3tan]

Hey Draco, I like your bed, can I slyther in?

 

[Lamp]

Since this thread has been moved to the sticky place, my finger has started to smell

 

[Ch3tan]

I'm going to make like Salazar and Slytherin to you.

 

[Bahumat]

Haha brilliant Cyradix

 

[Jupitus]

Right fuckers. Stickied then.

Abuse of power.

Unstickied.

If this thread needs to be stickied then people are losing interest. If it's as good as it is meant to be it will stay near the top.

That's what I decided when the suggestion first came up, anyway, so unstuck it be!

 

[fettoken]

What are you doing in OT by the way?

 

[CorNokZ]

My life was complete, now it has failed..

/wrist

 

[Raven]

Still, at least Copenhagen have a chance now.

 

[CorNokZ]

True.. I'll wait with the slashing of my wrists until the CL group stages are done

 

[Lamp]

as seen on MTW

Benedictaphone : Unusual Gifts UK

 

[CorNokZ]

pff, I can do the same on my bike with just about the same pace and even more smoke!

 

[Vladamir]

Fucksakes Jupitus you've given the Danes a free pass to wembley.

You can't play with the universe like this!