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[Job]

You "tube"

 

[old.Tohtori]

You mean to say that i've been watching too much porn? There's no such thing. Who comments on porn anyway? It's porn, at it's worst it's great and if everyone knows it, no need to comment how great it is.

Even that sentence is redundant. Seems to me you don't watch porn, what are you, a terrorist?

 

[old.user4556]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doz1QJ7LwjA#t=40

 

[Raven]

 

[old.Tohtori]

Well that's the first time a pussy playing with a toy doesn't interest me in a naughty way.

Oh who am i kidding...

 

[Job]

Jeez..has Russia invaded Toht..what jappened to the whimsical seal of old with his cheeky walk and jaunty smile.

 

[CorNokZ]

You mean to say that i've been watching too much porn? There's no such thing. Who comments on porn anyway? It's porn, at it's worst it's great and if everyone knows it, no need to comment how great it is.

Even that sentence is redundant. Seems to me you don't watch porn, what are you, a terrorist?

"Wow I totally splurged at 2:43! Love when whores can take that much dicking down the throat!

Like If you agree!"

 

[Lamp]

I think I am am going to re-read The Reality Dysfunction by Peter F Hamilton.

 

[Madmaxx]

 

[Access Denied]

I think I am am going to re-read The Reality Dysfunction by Peter F Hamilton.

Brilliant series!

 

[Lamp]

When was the last time you got a proper hand written letter?

We got a thank you note from a wedding. Think the last time I got a proper letter from a friend was when I was at uni. Pre-internet. Early 90s. 1990s - before anyone asks if I ever saw Queen Victoria.

 

[Lamp]

And yes I did. She was a fat miserable cow.

 

[Job]

My mother writes out letters on paper and then types it into an email because she says she cant compose her thoughts properly with a keyboard.

 

[TdC]

my mother prints out all her email and then reads them. she claims she can't read off a screen.

I ask her wtf she does with MS Word then, and she tells me not to be silly, as I am clearly not understanding her woes.

 

[TdC]

everything is alive!!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5C6WMLxvdw

 

[BloodOmen]

 

[DaGaffer]

My nearly four-year old daughter on the phone to her granddad this morning: "Granddad, I had to help Mummy find her pants in the bed this morning because they'd come off in the night, and then I found Daddy's pants in the bed as well, I don't know Granddad, Mummy and Daddy are very silly losing their pants like that". This conversation went on for (what felt like) another ten minutes...

 

[old.Tohtori]

Oh f*Ck me, the game of thrones new season memes are out, i actually need to start watching to not get spoilered

 

[Job]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/u...rdraft-fee-from-islamic-accounts-9291932.html

April the first reboots...this is actually true though.

 

[Madmaxx]

This is so cool, going straight up like that and barrel rolling...yeesh.


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCqiiOO3ZzI

 

[TdC]

that insert of the dudes having a sarnie in the cockpit made me chuckle

 

[Job]

Ill be votimg Ukip in the Euro and general elections even though they are a motley crew of idiots...but what a chance this is to stir up the stagmate pile of shite the two parties are.
they posted a pamphlet thriugh the door with a poster inside for the window...I wont be sticking that up.

 

[old.Tohtori]

So you'll be voting for someone you don't like, support, or even agree on?

Ever wonder why your government is so sh*t?

 

[Ch3tan]

Yep, if he wanted to make a point he could spoil his ballot. He's just trolling.

 

[Mabs]

http://notavote.co.uk/ ?

 

[Raven]

 

[Job]

I think voting ukip is a bazillion times better than spoiling a ballot...Im sure the political leaders stand over a pile of spoiled ballots...wailing why..why did this happen?

 

[fettoken]

 

[Madmaxx]

Crotch cam, catching woman being sneaky

Crotch Cam reveals the extent to which women continue to seek out and stare at a bulge.

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View: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0c_1398528946

 

[Lamp]