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[old.user4556]

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRqKYXcL-2U

 

[caLLous]

NSA Said to Exploit Heartbleed Bug for Intelligence for Years

I'm sadly unsurprised by this.

 

[TdC]

ofc it's not literally like that, but you get the idea

 

[Chilly]

ofc it's not literally like that, but you get the idea

Actually, it is literally like that.

 

[TdC]

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/448141-study-players-start-slowing-down-at-age-24

looks like I haven't got much time left before they ship old moose off to the glue factory

last night I drank a glass of whisky, channeled my younger self and scored a 5.0 K/D ratio in Hawken. I was so shocked I actually told the other guys in game chat and they all congratulated me heartily. Brought a tear to my eye. My usual K/D is about 0.7...

 

[TdC]

Actually, it is literally like that.

ha, I meant the text

 

[old.Tohtori]

last night I drank a glass of whisky, channeled my younger self and scored a 5.0 K/D ratio in Hawken. I was so shocked I actually told the other guys in game chat and they all congratulated me heartily. Brought a tear to my eye. My usual K/D is about 0.7...

I was thinking that a 5.0 is a real sucky K/D and especially 0.7, but then figured out that Hawken must use some "average score" type of thing instead of straight up kills/deaths

Makes you look a lot less incompetent.

 

[TdC]

I didn't take a screen shot, but I had something in the order of 20~30 kills. A Hawken siege game can be anything between 5 and 45blah mins, with this one being about 25 mins iirc. If you don't play, fyi I play siege usually, and siege is a team based capture and defend style game that keeps recycling, e.g you cause an event, and while that event is active, the objective is to hold a control point in order to keep the event running. Not holding the CP causes the event to end, you get the idea. Game action occurs because you have to engage the CP or your team will basically lose.

A 5.0 score isn't uber leet; I've seen guys with K/D's of 15+, but it was good enough for me. In the game certain offensive and supporting mechs work very very well together. Put a good match in a choke point and those guys will basically own everyone coming through, even extremely skilled players, because of the synergy they will have. The whole point of siege and teams is to work together -they even mention this in the game- and if you get out of sync with the rest of the team you will notice the lack of support from teammates usually by being dead most of the time. This is something I learned in the past two weeks or so because I like to rush in and start shooting hehe. Doing that is an excellent way to have a K/D of < 1. Also, you're wrong: to get that number the game just divides all your kills by all your deaths.

 

[Chilly]

And more dangerous. 64k at a time of random memory allocated to the damon process. Staggeringly dangerous. I looked at this when it came out the other day and couldnt quite believe what I was reading. I tried to explain it to non-techie housemates and they didn't get it. I couldn't make them understand quite how severe it was.

 

[TdC]

http://www.nytimes.com/video/opinion/100000002796999/slomo.html

 

[BloodOmen]

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/448141-study-players-start-slowing-down-at-age-24

looks like I haven't got much time left before they ship old moose off to the glue factory

Doesn't surprise me, i'd have said 21+ personally doesn't really matter though I guess unless you're earning money via gaming.

 

[Overdriven]

Can anyone explain to me why people have Skype interviews? (Spoiler is very important)

Spoiler

To get into a WoW guild?!?!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Regular procedure really, get to know the person a bit before committing more. Only happens in raiding guilds though, social/casual guilds doing that are silly.

 

[old.Tohtori]

This is excellent;


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVp3Mq3GR34&list=PLWn8_ScCBNf60tSSzSl7dARBSA52O2axt&index=2

 

[caLLous]

Why don't embedded youtube videos show the duration until you click play now? I like to know how long they are before I commit.

 

[Raven]

Yeah, that was 6 minutes of my life that I wont get back.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yeah, that was 6 minutes of my life that I wont get back.

You uneducated cretin.

 

[Job]

So what's the weather going to be like over Easter.
The predictions range from cracking the pavements to pissing down.
One week is beyond them , but 100 years..they've got that cracked.

 

[Raven]

Are you new to the UK job? Are you one of those dirty immigrants?!?!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Even i know that the weather in the UK is gray and sh*t, with a chance of something better, 99% of the time.

 

[Raven]

Thats because you are wrong about 99% of things. It just changes all the time, it could be blazing hot today and wet and cold tomorrow.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Nope, gray and sh*t, that's your weather.

Your opinion is invalid since you think inspector spacetime is a waste of time.

 

[old.user4556]

Gave me some simple lols.

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[Raven]

Having a quick clean up of my desk and found a £20 note under my keyboard...which was nice.

 

[Job]

The CIA world fact book says the UK weather is mostly cloudy...that is entirely true and makes home solar panels a bit of a farce.

 

[Lamp]

Quantum mechanics is mind boggling


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVpXrbZ4bnU&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[ileks]

Having a quick clean up of my desk and found a £20 note under my keyboard...which was nice.

It's a sign. Stick it all on a massive football accumulator.

 

[Raven]

The thing is I have absolutely no idea where it came from, I don't generally carry cash around unless I am going to the pub and even then I usually just set up a tab and pay by card at the end. The only thing I can think of is that its from some time over Xmas.

 

[Job]

 

[fettoken]

Ah goddamn women. So, were having the best time when my friend had gotten lucky and disappeared for the night, met this girl and her sister, we spoke all night, had fun, danced, she kept dragging me around the place, i said specifically I'm just looking for good friends, and i said she was awesome and we should get to know each other, and she was glad and agreed. Said i'd give her my number, but she told me to add my FB to hers, so did this, and after the night we went out, hugged goodbye and i went to the tube. So, two days after now, completely ignores me and removed FB etc.

Rookie mistake from my side; always take numbers and never admit to having a Facebook. Probably stalked up some incriminating lead on my page or some such.