Rant This rat

[Laddey]

of a dog my mums boyfriend has fucking stinks, it has a skin disease so the little ugly thing is disgusting. It smells so bad i can smell it when it walks past me.

It eats its own shit, because it can only have dried food it munches on its own shat. Disgusting.

Thats not the point though.

This little rat knows when the microwave makes anoise, and theres food in the air. It comes over and baring in my mind it fucking stinks, it sits there and begs or waits for people to drop food.

My mums bf doesn't bother about it, but it pisses me right of. Especially when we have company and you can hear this fucking thing rattling around on the laminate flooring. It never pissing learns, ive smacked it, kicked it, told it to get on its bed and stay there over years ive tried teaching it. But no, it does not learn.

Its partially blind and deaf. Would i get done if i put it out its misery?

I can give it to megans dad who will take it to work and shoot it. this thing wants to die, all it does is lies on its bed until food is about.

Should i or should i not. (its around 20years old)

 

[Aoami]

shoot it, dogs are gay.

 

[pikeh]

I thought you meant "This rat of a dog, my mums boyfriend"

 

[Billargh]

Threads like this belong on 4chan, not FreddysHouse :<

 

[Laddey]

I thought you meant "This rat of a dog, my mums boyfriend"

lol!

I love dogs, really. Ones that arn't in pain and shit.

it eats its own shit for crying out loud

 

[pikeh]

IMO put it up for adoption or something, or take it to a sanctuary. There might be someone out there who is willing to make it better or look after it until it dies.
It'll be better than taking what little life it has tbh.

Try and trade it in for a cat. Dogs suck.

 

[Laddey]

IMO put it up for adoption or something, or take it to a sanctuary. There might be someone out there who is willing to make it better or look after it until it dies.
It'll be better than taking what little life it has tbh.

Try and trade it in for a cat. Dogs suck.

Who in the right mind would have this stinky thing, stinking there house out. Scrounging for food and just been a general rat.

 

[pikeh]

Who in the right mind would have this stinky thing, stinking there house out. Scrounging for food and just been a general rat.

There is always someone, believe me. If there is a pet sanctuary around, they will look after it even if its eaten its own intestines, then sicked them up and rolled around in them for 5 years.

 

[Mikah75]

well if he's had it for so long, you cant just give it away to a sanctuary as i guess he still wants it so technically not yours dont worry it'll die soon. sounds pretty nasty though, ive got some friends with dogs that stink of shit and no way i could live with that.

 

[Bahumat]

Just shoot it with a Airsoft rifle.

 

[Laddey]

Just shoot it with a Airsoft rifle.

Megans daddy is a farmer, he uses this shotgun to shoot cattle that are fucked. He said it'll cost 10p for the cartridge and it will be painless.

 

[fettoken]

Kill it in its sleep!!

 

[Ctuchik]

it eats its own shit for crying out loud

all dogs do if given the chance.

 

[Laddey]

all dogs do if given the chance.

your mum doesnt and i gave her the chance :<

 

[cHodAX]

Leave the poor dog alone you miserable bastard. If things are that bad then move out, don't hurt a poor helpless animal because it doesn't fit your ideal of what a pet should be.

 

[Laddey]

Leave the poor dog alone you miserable bastard. If things are that bad then move out, don't hurt a poor helpless animal because it doesn't fit your ideal of what a pet should be.

Haha you come and take it then ;< teach it to use a computer

 

[Lamp]

First check to make sure your nose isn't fucked up. If no one else complains about the smell its you.

Take it to the vet and get its skin infection cleared up. Should sort the pong out

Nothing wrong with eating your own shit.

 

[crispy]

Protip: rat poison and some minced meat.

 

[Laddey]

First check to make sure your nose isn't fucked up. If no one else complains about the smell its you.

Take it to the vet and get its skin infection cleared up. Should sort the pong out

Nothing wrong with eating your own shit.

LOL my mums BF spent fucking hundreds on it. Its a disease not an infection ;<


Its had it years

 

[Lamp]

And you say the dog's really old...? Deaf and blind ? Sounds like its on its last legs. Either wait for it to die then throw a party, or bundle it into the car, take it to the vets, and have it put down....or just throw it into a river with an iron tied round it.

 

[Bahumat]

Take it out on a date and request some deep throat.

 

[Lamp]

Stick it in the Big Brother house

It could be the new Amy whinehouse

 

[Laddey]

And you say the dog's really old...? Deaf and blind ? Sounds like its on its last legs. Either wait for it to die then throw a party, or bundle it into the car, take it to the vets, and have it put down....or just throw it into a river with an iron tied round it.

LOL yeh its fucking ancient.


I couldnt hurt an animal tbh. Couldnt hurt anything weaker than me except tris-. Oh no wait, he builds MUSCLE M8Z!


But yeh surely it'll die. Will it just die in its sleep or what?

 

[Lamp]

Supposedly, chocolate is bad for dogs.

Feed it one of those giant bars from Tescos.

It will eventually die in its sleep (its unlikely to stand up in the middle of the room, make a big dramatic Shakespearean speech about the seven ages of man then take a final bow before keeling over)

 

[Laddey]

Supposedly, chocolate is bad for dogs.

Feed it one of those giant bars from Tescos.

It will eventually die in its sleep (its unlikely to stand up in the middle of the room, make a big dramatic Shakespearean speech about the seven ages of man then take a final bow before keeling over)

I think it only eats shit now, and begs to piss me off.

 

[Olgaline]

They should come up with a new name
for thing mid sized between cats and dogs! (domestic)

Tho's small carpet pissers some call dogs aint real dogs imo

 

[Tilda]

Thing is, if you blow it up with a shotgun, they'll know you've done it because it will just vanish.
Poison it with food, then they'll never know!

 

[Laddey]

Thing is, if you blow it up with a shotgun, they'll know you've done it because it will just vanish.
Poison it with food, then they'll never know!

But then if we poision it we cant eat it afterwards :/

 

[Cozak]

I couldnt hurt an animal tbh.

This rat of a dog

ive smacked it, kicked it

Its partially blind and deaf

its around 20years old

you should see how much bleach you can drink in 60 seconds! it'll be so much fun!!!

 

[Tilda]

A quick google:

10 Things In Your Home That Can Kill Your Dog