This new variant of our english language?

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Bugz, Jul 5, 2007.

  1. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    Anyone observed it?

    I shall take an extract from some uneducated tard from my msn list:

    'fankyew shane, yewz ma hero, gnna be loff nxt munde ay it jess n megz'

    I think that is suppose to read:

    'Thank you Shane, you are my hero. Going to be a laugh next monday isn't that so Jess and Megs.'

    Does anyone wish to equip the following gun:

    [​IMG]

    & kill anybody using such crap?

    Seriously though, it really bugs me - does anyone else feel the same way?
     
  2. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    Docwolf made a thread about this just recently :D
     
  3. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    The variant in his thread was more a 'shortening of the words,' whereas this post looks at the complete 're-structuring of the words.'

    See? See.
     
  4. Iceforge

    Iceforge Can't get enough of FH

    Often I either ignore people or tell them to spell correctly when I face such, unless they have a disorder making it hard/impossible for them, I see no reason why I should struggle understanding them due to their laziness... and I am not grammar police, I make lots of spelling mistakes, but hate people who spell every word wrong on purpose
     
  5. Gotrag

    Gotrag Fledgling Freddie

    It's not new, sadly people have been speaking like that for a while now =[
     
  6. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    dunn no wot u meen i cun speek like a professunal!
     
  7. Cozak

    Cozak Part of the furniture

    That what happens when you have chavs on your msn.
     
  8. Bahumat

    Bahumat FH is my second home

    Do you think you're "mate" makes posts on forum's saying,

    "Dont you fucking hate it when people make threads about other people's grammatical/spelling errors?"

    I fucking hate it when people "pos tstuff looking ull b4d nd stuf" but so do most people, this thread just makes you out to be arrogant.
     
  9. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    He is arrogant?
     
  10. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    Bahu, Bugz is right though...
     
  11. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    You'll be *blink*ing like a motherfucker when I tea bag you for saying such dirty things.
     
  12. Overdriven

    Overdriven Not a sandwich

    That's gross.

    PS: I don't follow "On the back, not the hair" rule... Allways the hair... Be warned.
     
  13. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    I hope that was sarcasm :)
     
  14. Gamah

    Gamah Banned

    It doesn't matter...

    I don't tea bag people, I potato sack them.
     
  15. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    Are you going to fight if it isn't? :D
     
  16. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    Nope :(
     
  17. Laddey

    Laddey Resident Freddy

    My msn is screwed.

    [​IMG]
     
  18. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    Lolz, look at this "Nick loving Zoe" fella in your msn, what a puss!


    :D
     
  19. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    Well now you've done it Bugz, as theres no fighting I have to start it! <chucks razors at Emogax>
     
  20. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    <catches razors>I'm good with these things! Wanne team up Nate? Emo vs rest?!

    En garde!
     
  21. Solo

    Solo Fledgling Freddie

    I think Bugz would be more inclined for a duel.
     
  22. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    Wouldn't i just have to tell you how sad and pathetic your life is and you'd be on your merry way to lala land on your own accord?
     
  23. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    no....














    brb :(
     
  24. Nate

    Nate FH is my second home

    Av it!! Lets get em, first job is recruitment. I have noticed a possibility known only as OD..he is likely to come to the emo side as I've seen him using various emotes already.
     
  25. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    Ok, excellent. We can persuade Laddey aswel most likely.
     
  26. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    But have you both wondered how pointless this all is? I mean, with such hair and life going basicly nowhere. is it really worth it to try and do anything when life will only come and bring you down. Listen...birds...they don't even sing anymore. Sad, so sad. Ain't it? Wouldn't it just be easier to give up and let nature take it's course?

    And by nature i ofcourse mean a warm bath and some good old fashioned wrist liberation.

    *writes next phrases ready for possible retaliation actions*
     
  27. Congax

    Congax Fledgling Freddie

    *get baseball bat and simply beats the living hell out of Seel*

    Anyone interested in a Seel?
     
  28. Bugz

    Bugz Fledgling Freddie

    I didn't get that :(
     
  29. old.Tohtori

    old.Tohtori FH is my second home

    That's not emo, you're cheating. I don't wanna play anymore :twak:
     
  30. DocWolfe

    DocWolfe Part of the furniture

    gas em
     

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