Rant This morning i was hungry

[Dark Orb Choir]

so i had one of these from my mates cafe......





seems i wasnt hungry enough to get my certificate...........





DOH, i suspect no one can eat the lot of that, fucking plate was massive, although it _was_ at 9.30 this morning

 

[mooSe_]

damn looks good, I'd be up for giving that a try

 

[Fafnir]

Did you pay for that? Looks like someone just threw the food on the plate.

 

[fettoken]

Tasty.

 

[Bahumat]

mmmm black pudding

 

[pez]

mmmm black pudding

qft

 

[Raven]

I could eat that easy, not a huge meal really as far as meals you deserve a certificate for anyway.

 

[kirennia]

Plymouth/Mutley, there's a jazz bar upstairs called Goodbodys which does by far the largest full english I've seen with my own two eyes...the gutbuster is just plain ridiculous.

4 sausages, 4 pieces of bacon, 4 eggs, 4 bits of toast, 4 hashbrowns, 4 tomatoes, beans, a burger, large portion of chips, side of mushrooms... I'm sure I'm missing something off that list. £10 for a heartattack; not so bad, heh.

Damn I'm hungry now

 

[Marc]

After a game of squash I would eat that easily and still have room for a massive pudding.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I didn't realise food was an MMO now

Except for the horrid ketchup, that looks rather good. Good marketing, by only giving you "Tried" they make you want to go again until you get the certificate.

You're gonna have to spend a lot of days grinding cafe rep

 

[Zenith.UK]

There's a greasy-spoon at the top end of Bangor called Mike's Bites. They serve some of the best fried breakfasts in the area but they have a challenge.

Mike's Bites Greedy Bastard Challenge.
3 bacon, 3 sausages, 4 hashbrowns, 2 fried eggs, scrambled egg, steak, fried bread, tomatos, beans, mushrooms, 3 black pudding, 2 toast, 1 pint of tea/coffee

You have to clear the plate AND your mug, you have an hour and no loo breaks. You also have to make do with that one drink... no extras allowed. I've never tried it, but I'm so tempted one day.
The lady cooking that day told me that they change the amount depending on whether they want the person to finish or not. If they're feeling harsh, they just load up on the scrambled egg and beans.

Now I looked at your picture and compared it with a GBC... there's no comparison. GBC is MUCH more than your plate.

In fact there's even an FB group for the place...
Mike's Bites Appreciation Society | Facebook

 

[Dukat]

Easy!

I like these food challenge things certain places do. For a birthday a few years ago I went to a place called "Fatty Arbuckles" where they do a 'Simpsons' style steak challenge. Fair sized bbq ribs starter, 28oz steak with chips & onion rings main meal, then the killer dessert - 12 scoops of icecream!

I'd started the icecream but just could'nt manage it all! ah well, maybe one day...

 

[Thadius]

the ice cream is easy, just ask for it at the same time as your steak, wait till it melts and drink it

 

[Vasconcelos]

How do you call those black thingies in the upper left side of the dish. Its made from pork blood and rice around here, called Morcilla. didnt know you have those up there. Rly Tasty if made properly

 

[Corran]

I would never finish them.

hate beans, hate mushrooms and hate tomato...

 

[cHodAX]

After a game of squash I would eat that easily and still have room for a massive pudding.

Ditto, infact I have eaten a bigger breakfast than that on at least two occasions but I was a right fat fucker when I managed it.

 

[cHodAX]

How do you call those black thingies in the upper left side of the dish. Its made from pork blood and rice around here, called Morcilla. didnt know you have those up there. Rly Tasty if made properly

We use oatmeal and sometimes barley instead of rice iirc. We call it black pudding, the best stuff you can get comes from a town in Lancashire called Bury.

http://www.buryblackpuddings.co.uk/

 

[Moriath]

the legendary gutbuster in Brighton in the market diner

all night cafe

gut busters on Flickr - Photo Sharing!

 

[Ezteq]

hmm not sure about the chips, prefer hash browns if its a breakfast tbh and I really don't like it when they slosh the food all over eachother lol I am a bit funny like that, I like everything neatly sectioned off before I ram it into my gob.

 

[Vasconcelos]

hmm not sure about the chips, prefer hash browns if its a breakfast tbh and I really don't like it when they slosh the food all over eachother lol I am a bit funny like that, I like everything neatly sectioned off before I ram it into my gob.

 

[pez]

Plymouth/Mutley, there's a jazz bar upstairs called Goodbodys which does by far the largest full english I've seen with my own two eyes...the gutbuster is just plain ridiculous.

4 sausages, 4 pieces of bacon, 4 eggs, 4 bits of toast, 4 hashbrowns, 4 tomatoes, beans, a burger, large portion of chips, side of mushrooms... I'm sure I'm missing something off that list. £10 for a heartattack; not so bad, heh.

Damn I'm hungry now

lol jazzbar?! Thats the most generous description of Goodbodys I've ever heard.

Combination of all night truckers and fucked off their tits students.