This Life is too Short

[Trem]

While eating his tea tonight my son started coughing, Samm said to him "are you ok mate?" he said "yes I'm fine I just have a cock in my mouth" she said "say that again" and he said "I have a cock in my mouth" I said "do you mean you have a frog in your throat?" he said "yes not a cockerel a frog".

Do any of you ever feel so happy, so content that you never want to die?

I really couldn't be any happier and the worst thing about dying would be leaving my son and wife (heh! shes my wife!).

 

[nath]

I figured he'd just got hold of those sweets your mum bought him

 

[Yoni]

While eating his tea tonight my son started coughing, Samm said to him "are you ok mate?" he said "yes I'm fine I just have a cock in my mouth" she said "say that again" and he said "I have a cock in my mouth" I said "do you mean you have a frog in your throat?" he said "yes not a cockerel a frog".

That so made me laugh loudly.. Thank you Trem

 

[throdgrain]

While eating his tea tonight my son started coughing, Samm said to him "are you ok mate?" he said "yes I'm fine I just have a cock in my mouth" she said "say that again" and he said "I have a cock in my mouth" I said "do you mean you have a frog in your throat?" he said "yes not a cockerel a frog".

Do any of you ever feel so happy, so content that you never want to die?

I really couldn't be any happier and the worst thing about dying would be leaving my son and wife (heh! shes my wife!).

God bless you chum

 

[Uara]

Aw bless, kids say the funniest things

 

[Edmond]

Brilliant, Haa Haa, bless him

 

[TdC]

haha I can't give it to you again Trem, but that was awesome

 

[Ch3tan]

Absolute class Trem, was feeling down after watching panorama on baby p, this cheered me up

 

[Darthshearer]

While eating his tea tonight my son started coughing, Samm said to him "are you ok mate?" he said "yes I'm fine I just have a cock in my mouth" she said "say that again" and he said "I have a cock in my mouth" I said "do you mean you have a frog in your throat?" he said "yes not a cockerel a frog".

Do any of you ever feel so happy, so content that you never want to die?

I really couldn't be any happier and the worst thing about dying would be leaving my son and wife (heh! shes my wife!).

Bless, thats mint Trem

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Quality

 

[Kryten]

Kids say and do the funniest things I look forward to when ours starts speaking, but even now some of the expressions and grins he gives can instantly turn a shit day into a good one.

Cheers for the giggle

 

[Calaen]

To answer your question I feel like that often, I am not afraid of dying. I am afraid I will be missing out on many a treasured moment.

 

[Chilly]

Hah

 

[Trem]

To answer your question I feel like that often, I am not afraid of dying. I am afraid I will be missing out on many a treasured moment.

Exactly how I feel right now.

 

[old.user4556]

You're right, life is too short. I'm gonna order a new car of Bavarian origin.

 

[Scouse]

I never want to die and I'm not afraid of it, but 35 years of hell and counting... :|

 

[dysfunction]

heh...that reminds me of the Little Britain USA sketch where the mother and very young daughter keep saying to each other things like:

"I love you more than Ice Cream"
"I love you more than Puppies"
"I love you more than Flowers"
"I love you more than Chocolate"
"I love you more than Sunshine"

then the mum says

"I love you more than anal beads" or something on those lines...

 

[Lazarus]

funny as feeck Trem.

Cant rep you again or I would.

some things are more precious than material things - im starting to realise that again.

 

[`mongoose]

I told my son (who is two) that it was time for bed last night.

he said "No thank you bed, daddy"

I had to smile as I booted him up the stairs - little sod!

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