This is nice

[Sir Frizz]

m00

 

[old.Fweddy]

The general who is skilled in defense hides in the most secret recesses of the earth; he who is skilled in attack flashes forth from the topmost heights of heaven. Thus on the one hand we have ability to protect ourselves; on the other, a victory that is complete.

 

[Wij]

If you sit on your cock until it goes numb and then attempt to masturbate with your eyes closed you can make-believe that you are wanking someone else off.

 

[S-Gray]

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Wij
If you sit on your cock until it goes numb and then attempt to masturbate with your eyes closed you can make-believe that you are wanking someone else off.

You're like a one joke ken dodd

 

[Wij]

With a big cock.

 

[Testin da Cable]

being honest will get you into trouble, because people may dislike what you say more than they will value your honesty

 

[kan]

Cannabis is derived from Cannabis sativa, a plant found wild in most parts of the world and easily cultivated in Britain. Cannabis was first documented as a herbal remedy in a Chinese pharmacy text of the first century AD. It was introduced into Western medicine in the 1840s and was used for a variety of complaints. In Britain, recreational use of cannabis was first prohibited in 1928. Since the early 1970s cannabis has been one of the most widely misused illegal drugs.


Some doctors believe that cannabinoids are helpful for MS sufferers, patients with chronic pain and HIV/AIDS sufferers, but the most convincing evidence comes from anecdotal reports and small trials. Cannabinoids do not represent a cure, but might relieve some pain and discomfort, particularly from muscle spasm. Other doctors believe that the cannabinoids have nothing more to offer than existing drugs. The compounds are classed as Schedule One drugs (drugs with no known medicinal use). However, this does not prevent the performance of clinical trials (with appropriate approval) or prevent doctors from prescribing them as unlicensed drugs on a named patient basis.


There are hazards associated with using inhaled cannabis particularly for patients with HIV/AIDS. There are two oral preparations available for medicinal use; Dronabinol (which is delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, the same active ingredient in cannabis) and Nabilone which is a synthetic derivative.


Imported herbal cannabis sells on 'the street' for about £50-60 per ounce, resin for £20-30 per quarter ounce.

 

[leggy]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
being honest will get you into trouble, because people may dislike what you say more than they will value your honesty

Fuck me i'm in love.

 

[Wij]

Too much honesty leggeh

 

[Testin da Cable]

strangely, the reverse of that quote holds true as well

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
strangely, the reverse of that quote holds true as well

Getting into trouble makes you too honest?


Or is the part where If they value your honesty they will dislike you?

 

[stu]

IDDQD

 

[Wij]

IDKFA

 

[Xtro]

IBTL!

 

[Wij]

IDCHOPPER

(shareware version)

 

[Testin da Cable]

echo "Usage: security server Start | Stop"
esac

 

[Sar]

Re: Re: Re: This is nice

Originally posted by kan
Attacking a moderator?


Get a life.

I'm assuming from now on that this is an alternate account being used by Dimebag.

 

[stu]

it's hammer time btw

 

[Sar]

Baggy troosers time then...

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Break it down!

Du du du du...

 

[dysfunction]

Cheese sandwich anyone?

 

[Xtro]

Only if it has a fine sprinkling of SCUDs.

 

[Gef]

Originally posted by Xtro
Perforate Artery: Upon reaching 34 Critical Strike, the Perforate Artery move will be available. Devastating against spellcasters and assassins, the move is best followed up with the style Creeping Death which can be attained at 39 Critical Strike. This style can only be performed whilst the assassin is stealthed and is a "front load" attack. PA+CD attacks have been known to be as high as 1300dmg.

Its 21 Critical Strike for Perforate Artery, and no way it would do 1300 damage..

*cowers in the corner with a flame extinguisher*

 

[Xtro]

Originally posted by Gef
Its 21 Critical Strike for Perforate Artery, and no way it would do 1300 damage..

*cowers in the corner with a flame extinguisher*

*Hands Gef a badge stating "I am a proud member of the Tufty Club"*

Change your avatar ffs too! Its alluring!

/edit and my posts says Pa AND CD = 1300 dmg so stick that in your Trollheim and smoke it yah boo!

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Gef
Its 21 Critical Strike for Perforate Artery, and no way it would do 1300 damage..

*cowers in the corner with a flame extinguisher*

Ooh, must be a Shadowzerker to lack that knowledge.

 

[Xtro]

Wij, I think you are a gimped class. As for myself I need to be nerfed.

Oh..and..screw GOA!!!!1111







(psst Wij...am I doing this right?)

 

[Gef]

Hehe, lets not do this here, I know I know .. I started it but these things fast get out of hand and all these DAoC types are very touchy about their mass exodius of knowledge.

PS. I'm right your wrong, and i'm a Nightshade .. :uhoh:

*runs off*

 

[Xtro]

lol Gef

Daoc types...touchy about stats? Nahhh where the hell did you get that from?

 

[Wij]

try this

Stats:
Cok: 75
p13: 75
Dix: 76
Quim: 75

Nits: 202

Resists:
Trannies: 27 Energy: 26 Homoerotica: 24
Cold: 27 Matter: 25 Nipple-twists: 26
Chinese-burns: 26 Spirits: 26 Slash: 27

Skills:
11 Wood
11 Left bollock
11 Duel Penii


Chest:
Imbue Points: 37 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 6%
Tit 1: 25 Milk - 94% flawless Fiery Essence Nip
Tit 2: 25 Pokie - 94% flawless Airy Essence Nip
Tit 3: N/A for human
Tit 4: N/A for human
Utility: Gas

Arms:
Imbue Points: 37 of 32 (100% Qual) Overcharge: 6%
Gem 1: 25 c0><0r - 94% flawless Fiery Essence bell
Gem 2: 25 Quimness - 94% flawless Airy Essence Jewel
Gem 3: 7 Fecal Matter Resist - 94% imperfect Earthen Shielding Jewel
Gem 4: 7 Tranny Body Resist - 94% imperfect Dusty Shielding Jewel
Utility: Electric

Head:
Name: Wispy Silkstrand Headcover (Studded)
Level: 51 Quality: 100
AF: 102 Bonus: 35
Effect 1: 12 Dexterity
Effect 2: 55 Hits
Effect 3: 8 Crush Resist
Effect 4: 8 Slash Resist
Utility: 53.8