This is classy!

DocWolfe

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thing is, imagine falling off one... and then the whole fucking machine falling on you, smashing your skull, the tracks still turning (they have spikes on them mind) and ripping the flesh from your torso. And then realising you're in the middle of nowhere and noone can help ;)

Sounds like a barrel of laughs to me!
 

Job

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Check out the cycle drag race across New York on that site, seriously CRAZY bastards!
 

Ezteq

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jeeze lol 1st thought when i saw that ski mobile movie was awww cool second though was beamed directly in to my head from marge simpson Mmmm looks dangerous, wheres the seatbelts??.

Must Squish Sensible Thoughts......... Cant Resist.... Talking Like........William...... Shatner....................AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!!............. RESIST!
 

old.Tohtori

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Ezteq said:
jeeze lol 1st thought when i saw that ski mobile movie was awww cool second though was beamed directly in to my head from marge simpson Mmmm looks dangerous, wheres the seatbelts??.

Must Squish Sensible Thoughts......... Cant Resist.... Talking Like........William...... Shatner....................AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrghhhhh!!............. RESIST!

*humps Eq in the ear with sexual harrasment panda*

There, fixed. :eek6:
 

Jaem-

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Cool, I want one! Those bike things ofc, not that panda thing. :S
 

Ezteq

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Great thanks, now i got panda-ear-sperm and try explaining THAT to your doctor!
 

Ezteq

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rofl :clap:

honestly officer it wasnt beastiality i was just walking along and tbh it just came out of nowhere, i thought someone was trying to give me a wet-willy then i smelled bamboo and knew what was coming!


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