rofl I'm your friend sheepboy!!
Haaaapy birthday! xxxx
Got anything cool planned for the day?
Bah whats special about a birthday, it comes every year, you share it with thousand other people, you have it just because your parents just had to hump like some animal in heat and got off a lucky shot resulting in cell division that approximately 9 months later resulted in a screaming, eating, sleeping poop machine that probably wont do anything to futher mankind during its 50-100 year old lifespan, cept eat, shit, drink piss, and screw a new degenerate generation into life.
wont do anything to futher mankind during its 50-100 year old lifespan, cept eat, shit, drink piss, and screw a new degenerate generation into life.
Well kosken is not swedishI knew that the swedish alcohol was rather poor, but surely it hasn't come down to this
Well kosken is not swedish
Bah whats special about a birthday, it comes every year, you share it with thousand other people, you have it just because your parents just had to hump like some animal in heat and got off a lucky shot resulting in cell division that approximately 9 months later resulted in a screaming, eating, sleeping poop machine that probably wont do anything to futher mankind during its 50-100 year old lifespan, cept eat, shit, drink piss, and screw a new degenerate generation into life.
so HAPPY BIRTHDAY biatch
Both :'(