Anyway, was having this conversation last evening in the pub about when people say something and it has a far dirtier meaning than they ever intended or realised and yet they are totally oblivious to what they've just said...
Then ironically while out with my friend doing the xmas shopping this afternoon and discussing the benefits of corsets the conversation went along these lines (and I believe this is verbatim):
Me: Yes well, although it was a cold evening I was actually quite warm, I think it has something to do with all the boning inside it...
Friend: I bet it did you dirty cow!
Random man in line at Costa: *CHOKE*
Me: Argh!! I meant...argh, FAIL!! Latte to go please...no foam.
Come on then, we've all done it (I frequently do it) what's been your (or someone elses in your earshot) best unintentional slip of the tongue?
Then ironically while out with my friend doing the xmas shopping this afternoon and discussing the benefits of corsets the conversation went along these lines (and I believe this is verbatim):
Me: Yes well, although it was a cold evening I was actually quite warm, I think it has something to do with all the boning inside it...
Friend: I bet it did you dirty cow!
Random man in line at Costa: *CHOKE*
Me: Argh!! I meant...argh, FAIL!! Latte to go please...no foam.
Come on then, we've all done it (I frequently do it) what's been your (or someone elses in your earshot) best unintentional slip of the tongue?