Things you don't understand people doing

[Huntingtons]

i hate people who bitch an moarn about other people like in this thread.


oh fuck


/goes emo on his arteries

 

[preacherboy]

It's all in the love

 

[crispy]

It really fucking annoys me when people upload stuff to usenet marking the reports as english when they are in fact dubbed german.. Or hard coding subtitles, instead of doing as all others and have another file for that (fuck off you frenchies!).

 

[haarewin]

well haarewin, not everybody is a fag like you and mikah!

and not everyone is an axe-wound like you are, but someone has to fill the quotas, right?

 

[Helme]

I can't stand loud women talking about their new hair conditioner or whatever, yes it's fine that you talk but THE ENTIRE TRAIN WAGON DOESN'T NEED TO HEAR IT OKAY?

 

[Mikah75]

he's more of a fag than me lol!
and yeah lamp! i live in a house with 6 other guys and it is the most annoying thing ever when you wanna go to the toilet and walk in and drench your socks and trousers at the bottom. it isnt hard to just wipe the drips off you in the shower, wrap round you, and bugger off, job done, no wetness

 

[pikeh]

i fucking love threads like this.

1) my housemate leaving the tap running an excessive amount
2) people being late
3) people on the phone while im serving them at sainsburys
4) people leaving computers on when they are out of the house (main offender is the guy from point 1)
5) people using my things without asking
6) dont understand why its so hard for people to use proper grammar in typed sentences
7) dont understand people playing football manager
8) dont understand people actually wanting to eat seafood


ill think of some more

9) hip hop/dance/trance
10) chav rock
11) indie kids
12) STREET ENTERTAINERS
13) blatant littering
14) spitting
15) make up on boys
16) cant understand why they make it so fucking hard to change bedsheets
17) the walk up to uni

 

[haarewin]

he's more of a fag than me lol!

oh quiet down mary!

 

[Congax]

I fucking hate it when my porn doesn't want to buffer!

 

[Mikah75]

oh quiet down mary!

fuck you! you arn't allowed to use that its blackjacks pet name for me as he lurvs me
go reapply your mascara and eye liner

 

[Adrianicus]

I could write a whole book on public transport dislikes.

Living in london most are Underground related.
One that really gets on my tits, which I'd like other underground users to comment on so I know whether Im truly insane or not is when a station announcer announces that 'today there is a GOOD service operating on all line'.
I mean wtf, what's so good about it? Is it 10 times quicker? More trains? On board entertainment? Lap/pole dancers while you smegging sit? No its actually a NORMAL service, nothing different, just the same old service LUL are obliged to offer and maintain. Grrrr!

People playing music out loud through their phones - even worse is that 90% of it is a pile of steaming shit.

Feet on seats despite there being a fucking sign within 10cms of their face. They'd be the first to complain if some git had got dog shite on the seat and they sat in it.

Queing - ohhh do I hate queing. Today que at the post office, que at bank, que at shop to buy my lunch. I'm not talking 1 or two people but almost 10. Employ some more staff!!! I didnt come to this establishment to waste 10mins of my life staring at the back of the person in front's head.

I could write more, but just thinking about these has got me so worked up I'm going to bed.

Thanks for this thread, its great to have rant

 

[Golena]

4) people leaving computers on when they are out of the house (main offender is the guy from point 1)

When your out of the house is by far the best time for your background pron downloads to complete tho!

 

[Lamp]

I like it when people come up with new expressions for needing to take a shit
Eg. "Gawd ! I'm busting for the toilet. Feels like I'm growing a tail here"
(One I heard today, nearly fell off my motorbike laughing my ass off)

 

[Mikah75]

dropping the kids of at the pool is common lingo in my house for that

 

[pikeh]

dropping the kids of at the pool is common lingo in my house for that

snap
must be a west country thing

 

[leviathane]

never heard that before and im in bristol, must be a weirdo thing

 

[Hawkwind]

People who cut in line.
People who smack kid too much in public or swear at them, fucking Pikeys!
Bad drivers.

Wifey things:

Buying 100 pairs of shoes a year. See below
Buying 1000 cushions
Buying 10000 candles
Always buying fresh food then not using it and ends up throwing it out.
Not being able to get a car serviced, like it is that difficult to phone the Garage and get a slot organised.
Insists on watching some crap boring drama then falls asleep half way through it.


Swear this is true - rescue dog we took on eats through a sandle of my Mrs. On seeing the shoe she calmy says,"Charlie! (name of dog) Thats the third time this month. I will have to get another pair now. Why does he always go for the left one only!"

 

[Heta]

What really grates my tits though is when people fill the sink with their dirty washing up. I mean it's not gonna clean itself and it stops everyone else doing theres

I have the same problem...

Just I live alone

 

[Vladamir]

I have the same problem...

Just I live alone

Better kick your own ass into touch then!

 

[Heta]

I've tried, but I'm just too lazy that it doesn't matter

 

[leviathane]

another thing is when ppl leave their fooking pubes all about the shower, it's just like i don't wanna see that/ have to spend like 5 mins washing that shit away.

 

[haarewin]

fuck you! you arn't allowed to use that its blackjacks pet name for me as he lurvs me
go reapply your mascara and eye liner

oh sweety im ever so sorry!
i didn't realise it had smudged.

never heard that before and im in bristol, must be a weirdo thing

i've never heard it before and i've been in bristol forever. it's funny though

another thing is when ppl leave their fooking pubes all about the shower, it's just like i don't wanna see that/ have to spend like 5 mins washing that shit away.

my housemate shaves his in the shower and doesnt wash it away.
i'm so glad i'm moving out this week.

 

[collegien]

Lotsa things I could rant on but today its fooking Citylink couriers whenever me or teh missus order something online and Citylink deliver they ALWAYS manage to fook it up. You track the item online and it tells you its left the depot. You sit by the door and wait next thing is they post on the tracking "delivery point closed -carded" Like wtf they havent even attempted to deliver it and cetainly havent left a card. They even do the same thing on the second delivery attempt. We have had to collect items 6 out of the last 8 times and the depot isnt that local to us. Because they rarely leave a card we have had items sent back to the suppliers and had to argue with them in order not to pay delivery costs again. I complained and they got a dude to drive out in his car to re-deliver the one yesterday. I think they look in and see a flight of stairs and say "balls i dont want to go up there this box must weigh all of 2 kilo's"
It really pisses me orf that people dont do the job they are paid for. Plus it only seems to happen with Citylink any other couriers manage to either deliver or get a card through my letterbox.

/Rant over for now ..

 

[Maeloch]

What really grates my tits though is when people fill the sink with their dirty washing up. I mean it's not gonna clean itself and it stops everyone else doing theres

I can live with that. What gets on my goat, is when some smartass comes along and just fills it all with water, like THEN it will clean itself.

 

[Nate]

This twat at work having a massive ego, yet moaning like a woman about everything possible + being from Suffolk..(sounds like a farmer and drives a tractor etc) I should really rip in to him about his best friend being a carrot.

 

[Laddey]

fuckers and fireworks on the 6th of november.

fuckers and xmas songs on the 2nd of january

trick of treaters on the 30th of oct or the 1st of november.

 

[pikeh]

17?) people standing in the middle of the fucking pavement when your trying to get by

18) people walking slow in front of you.

19) people that think they can sing, but really really cant.

20) queues in banks

21) money

22) people with no common sense

23) people that dont listen to whats being said, then ask you afterwards what was said, only to talk over the person speaking, so you cant hear what they are saying.

24) being beaten by someone at a game where i know i am better than them. if you try to explain why you lost it sounds like you are making excuses.

25) people making excuses for losing at games where they know im better than them.

26) FOTM american tv programs which are shit but nobody seems to notice, because some dickhead from the telly told them it was good.*cough*heroes*cough*lost*cough*

 

[Hawkwind]

17?) 20) queues in banks

Watching Man Strokes Woman last night, great sketch where a guy goes into a bank with a shotgun. Looks like a standard bank job hold up until he walks up to the teller and asks to pay two cheques in :worthy: