Things to do while the servers are down

old.Whoodoo

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(apart from posting here ofc)

OK, normally someone starts a thread like this every time the game goes down, so yup, back by popular demand, heres the "get a life or do something completely different" post.

Heres the usual ideas FHers come up with, maybe not in the right order but prolly the most obvious:

  • Masturbate
  • Play another game
  • Go outside and discover the world again
  • Speak to the wife
  • Speak to someone elses wife
  • Start making a ship in a bottle
  • Try getting a ship out of a bottle (in one peice)
  • Watch a film or two
  • Visit a place of interest - porn shops probably
  • Steal some hubcaps
  • Go shopping for a caravan
  • Go shopping for ways to blow up a caravan
  • Google strange things (cock paste, rubber mittens you know the kinda thing)
OK, so theres a few, so lets hear some ideas and maybe what you have actually been doing to satisfy your urge to wtfpwn.

Personally, my guild chums shouted cock patse (yes it was Denarius again) at people on BF2, today Im working, and laughing at the whine on here as usual.

Go for it.!
 

Eithor

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# Take a closer look at the template of a/some daoc toon(s).
# Poke nose.
# Look out through the windows, go back to comp and refresh daoc/fh.
# Thinking of doing some irl thing (like preparing for work or mby read a bit of that homework).
# Flirt with lots and lots of chicks (on the web ofc).
# Spam all possible Thane threads/posts i can find on the internet.
# Taking walk.
# Feeling refreshed after walk(refresh daoc again), actually goes to gym and sweat a bit.
# Shower and food.
# Wite some crap somewhere.
# Talk with a friend on the phone, about daoc.
# Talk with a another friend on the phone, about daoc and that he should come back to doac from WoW.
# Some more spam-flirtations.
# Start reading work/school book, stops and find some easy-on-the-mind fantasy book.
# Post in a none thane related thread - about what to do while servers down.
# Refresh daoc.
 

Ffade

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Eithor said:
# Take a closer look at the template of a/some daoc toon(s).
# Poke nose.
# Look out through the windows, go back to comp and refresh daoc/fh.
# Thinking of doing some irl thing (like preparing for work or mby read a bit of that homework).
# Flirt with lots and lots of chicks (on the web ofc).
# Spam all possible Thane threads/posts i can find on the internet.
# Taking walk.
# Feeling refreshed after walk(refresh daoc again), actually goes to gym and sweat a bit.
# Shower and food.
# Wite some crap somewhere.
# Talk with a friend on the phone, about daoc.
# Talk with a another friend on the phone, about daoc and that he should come back to doac from WoW.
# Some more spam-flirtations.
# Start reading work/school book, stops and find some easy-on-the-mind fantasy book.
# Post in a none thane related thread - about what to do while servers down.
# Refresh daoc.

lol
 

old.Whoodoo

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MaCaBr3 said:
Dude, you only put masturbate once.
Make it last, its more fun than pressing refresh on the goa home page every 10 mins.
 

Kaun_IA

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Eithor said:
# Take a closer look at the template of a/some daoc toon(s).
# Poke nose.
# Look out through the windows, go back to comp and refresh daoc/fh.
# Thinking of doing some irl thing (like preparing for work or mby read a bit of that homework).
# Flirt with lots and lots of chicks (on the web ofc).
# Spam all possible Thane threads/posts i can find on the internet.
# Taking walk.
# Feeling refreshed after walk(refresh daoc again), actually goes to gym and sweat a bit.
# Shower and food.
# Wite some crap somewhere.
# Talk with a friend on the phone, about daoc.
# Talk with a another friend on the phone, about daoc and that he should come back to doac from WoW.
# Some more spam-flirtations.
# Start reading work/school book, stops and find some easy-on-the-mind fantasy book.
# Post in a none thane related thread - about what to do while servers down.
# Refresh daoc.

1) done :p
2) done
3) done
4) doing it
5) too shy
6) havent gotten to that part today :p
7) u mean walk more than the way to my fridge or toilet ?
8) no
9) food :D
10) doing atm while writing this post
11) friends ?
12) see above
13) .....
14) books... no thx
15) on the list
16) consta spamming
 

evzy

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Sandpaper eyeballs

Lick a cactus

Make crop circles

Make paper aeroplanes but equip them with live ammo and take over a small country

Re-enact several scenes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre down the local bingo hall

Drink 2 litres of Fairy Liquid and 6 litres of water, get on a swing for 2mins, get on roundabout for 2mins, get on seesaw for 2mins. Try blowing bubbles.

Draw thick black lines under you eyes and stalk around the office muttering "burn kill burn maim photocopy"
 

Sorin

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I like the template idea, that can easly take an hour or two.

1, Get a life
2, Try to convince everyone on FH that your brownie pet can kill em all.
3, Play with your pussy for once. thats "pussycat"
4, Watch the hole southpark serie.
5, REP ME!
6, Make up your own language.
7, Find out who built the pyramids.
8, Find out how many sides a circle have. "just ask"
9, Make a "100 things to do before i die" list
10, There is no 10.
 

Basic_X

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[V]Masturbate
[V]Play another game
[X]Go outside and discover the world again
[X]Speak to the wife
[X]Speak to someone elses wife
[X]Start making a ship in a bottle
[X]Try getting a ship out of a bottle (in one peice)
[V]Watch a film or two
[V]Visit a place of interest - porn shops probably
[X]Steal some hubcaps
[X]Go shopping for a caravan
[X]Go shopping for ways to blow up a caravan
[V]Google strange things (cock paste, rubber mittens you know the kinda thing)

V= yes, X= no ^^
 

old.Whoodoo

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Great, I now know I play this game with a bunch of meglomaniac, alcholic wankers. And to think I bought your old armour - boil wash coming up!
 

Zegas

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evzy said:
Sandpaper eyeballs

Lick a cactus

Make crop circles

Make paper aeroplanes but equip them with live ammo and take over a small country

Re-enact several scenes from Texas Chainsaw Massacre down the local bingo hall

Drink 2 litres of Fairy Liquid and 6 litres of water, get on a swing for 2mins, get on roundabout for 2mins, get on seesaw for 2mins. Try blowing bubbles.

Draw thick black lines under you eyes and stalk around the office muttering "burn kill burn maim photocopy"

I want to make crop circles! :(

Lets get a whole load of people to sign up, group them by location and someone to hire minibusses, drive and take the groups to local places near them up and down the country and make a whole load of daoc related crop circles. We could have crop circles dipicting hibs zerging emain, sorcs killing a whole load of mids and BlueSky stroking his dorfie beard!
 

Lamp

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Basically, if you've got even 5 minutes of not doing anything in particular, no. 1 at the top of every list is masturbation. LOL
 

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