Things to do before i'm Ezteq old.

[old.Tohtori]

So, in about *looks at wrist* 6 months or so i'll be 3-0d.

I need a list, list of things to do, things i might have forgotten etc. Can be anything, mundane or not.

Reason why i'm asking you lot, with all your perversions, is that i've pretty much gotten out of life all i want and everything from now on is a bonus.

So, let your creative OR non-creative juices flow and suggest stuff to do before i'm as old and crippled as EQ

 

[pikeh]

Write a book,
Get a job,


Oh...wait.....


Eat a whole wheel of cheese just before bedtime and post the results on here.

( I don't mean post pics of the dirty shit you will do, just what the dreams are like!)

 

[gohan]

go sailing with a bunch of mates just round some islands near where you are, or if the sea is to cold and choppy up that way go west coast of scotland, did this last year the scenery is absolutly beatuiful, saw dolphins all sorts of fish and birds and even a seal that we named bob and fed noodles too!



was just a great drunken week, luckily one of our mates is a navy boi so he skippered us, but im sure all u vikings know how to handle a boat,

they do get a bit cramped tho its basicly a flaoting caravan we had a maximum 8 birth between 5 of us and it was comftable but not spacious, a single bed is about 2- 2.5 foot wide a double is the size or a normal single bed in the real world so although it was 8 birth it only had 5 beds 2 singles 3 "doubles"


would definatly reccomend it tho but go somewhere with lots of scenery or you'll just be floating on an empty sea

 

[pikeh]

I actually would have seriously suggested writing a book, seems like a great thing to do even if it comes to nothing.

 

[Overdriven]

TWO words..

Sympathy and Karma.

 

[Marc]

go sailing with a bunch of mates just round some islands near where you are, or if the sea is to cold and choppy up that way go west coast of scotland, did this last year the scenery is absolutly beatuiful, saw dolphins all sorts of fish and birds and even a seal that we named bob and fed noodles too!

I did that last new year, went to a remote place called Gairloch on the west coast of scotland. Was amazing!

 

[fettoken]

So, in about *looks at wrist* 6 months or so i'll be 3-0d.

I need a list, list of things to do, things i might have forgotten etc. Can be anything, mundane or not.

Reason why i'm asking you lot, with all your perversions, is that i've pretty much gotten out of life all i want and everything from now on is a bonus.

So, let your creative OR non-creative juices flow and suggest stuff to do before i'm as old and crippled as EQ

You need to get more Zen....

 

[DocWolfe]

Suicide is always a good one.

 

[fettoken]

Suicide is always a good one.

Well, if you are unlucky you´ll respawn as a sh*tty little kid again and have to do the procedure all over so f*ck that.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Suicide is always a good one.

Un...cool.

Thanks for the rest though.

 

[Olgaline]

unless he ment..uhm..lets see..
unless! he ment Political suicide, or hmm..or career suicide

 

[Ch3tan]

Get married and have kids

 

[Olgaline]

kids in six months

seels have shorter pregnancies do they

 

[Ch3tan]

He could start the process....

 

[tris-]

Wank on to a pair of underpants and sell them on Ebay to "big_momma_phil".

 

[Thugz]

Take your time. Don't pack too much into a short time span. When you get older there will be nothing new on the horizon to keep you perky. Deja vu in bucket loads. Then again I suppose tis better to do certain things while you have good health. Ok then do the physical stuff now and keep the pipe and pyjama stuff for when you have a few more miles under the bonnet - like writing books and so on. Best of both worlds then.

 

[Everz]

Give yourself a sex change.

 

[Olgaline]

get a perm...

get a tat.

turn...

 

[CorNokZ]

Eat sugar

 

[Ch3tan]

Eat sugar

ouch.

 

[fettoken]

Eat sugar

brown or white? or the one with the strange color that smells?

 

[Edmond]

Say YES to everything over the next 6 months

 

[Ch3tan]

Say YES to everything over the next 6 months

great idea! Become a yes man -even if it goes against some of your beliefs.

 

[CorNokZ]

Advice Dog always knows what to do

 

[old.Tohtori]

Say YES to everything over the next 6 months

One of the better suggestions here, seeing as i am writing a book already, had pizza i didn't pay for and eat sugar every day, sex vchange and getting gay is all good and well, but i don't really like men, had a perm, can't get a tat right now(diabetic thingy) :lol:

Except i won't say yes to anything you lot say, cheeky bastards, and i won't get kids or get married. Some limit for f*cks sake

Have to consider that.

 

[Olgaline]

no tat?
hmm...do one of them skin peels then ?

on a more "seriouse note" well, modified to fit reality the "yes" idea is kinda cool

 

[DocWolfe]

Un...cool.

Thanks for the rest though.

I thought you were an emo/goth?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I thought you were an emo/goth?

Ok, the suicide thing was acceptable even if uncool but seriously...dude!

 

[Hawkwind]

Get laid, finally!

 

[mooSe_]

Advice Dog always knows what to do

yes!