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Olgaline

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sometimes piss you off.!

discuss....

I'll start with three,

- People that lie or withhold for personal gain at the expence of others,
- Arrogance in any shape or form, "exept my own ;)"
- stealing in any shape or form,

yeah not very origional, but it's a start, now giff good examples :D
 

Olgaline

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ooh and people who cannot admit to being wrong...
hmm am i handing out free ammo here ?
 

Overdriven

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- People that lie or withhold for personal gain at the expence of others,
- Arrogance in any shape or form, "exept my own ;)"
D

I'm arrogant and lie for my own gain :) Isn't hard. It's life... What pisses me off?

- People who are intentionally idiotic. Asking stupidass questions for the most simple thing.
- OTT Homosexuals. Yes, you like the cock. No, we don't need to be reminded every 3 minutes.
- People IRL who say "I need to tell you something" then finish with "Oh, it doesn't matter now"; Yes, it does.

More things to add when I wake up tomorrow..
 

Hawkwind

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My personal Room 101:

1. Stupid people who ask too many stupid questions.
2. People who pretend not to understand you when your asking them to do something. But, when they want something from you their language skills improve immensly. Problem locally in Dubai when asking workers to do things properly and they just sit there nodding and saying yes then go off and fuck everything up.
3. Parisians, or Air France Industries at least! Earlier this year I was sent to Paris to provide expertise on a job that should have taken 2-3 weeks. It took 11! Not looking forward to going back there next month :( Clueless idiots that seem to work no more than 3 hours a day!
4. People who take dogs for walks in Parks and don't pick up and bag the mess.
5. Growth of the CHAV society in UK. Hoodies!
6. Lothians Tax Office. For loosing any letters ever sent to them unless you utter the phase 'I'd like to make a formal complaint', then suddenly they find them.
7. National Insurance who now owe me over 8k GBP and agreed with the figures back in June but still have not paid it out!
8. Taxi drivers who take the long way around on purpose despite you telling them which way to go.
9. People who moan about colleagues at work. Have problem with someone talk to them. Don't go behind their backs talking to the boss.
10. People who constantly lie.
..... loads more. I'm very intollerant, especially at work.
 

pikeh

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-people talking during films. its fine if they occasionally ask a question, but when they start with the whole "so, what you been up to today?" it pisses me right off.

-people that are late. its okay if they have a good reason, but i just think its so rude and arrogant to stroll in late to something we have arranged, when the reason is just laziness.

-people leaving the tap running. fine, if they are filling up the sink, but one of my housemates does this; turns tap on. goes to get glass. goes the get juice. moves both the juice and glass to the work surface. puts juice in glass (with, and i might add, an insane amount of juice). moves the juice back to its original position. gets glass, now with juice in it. puts water in glass. turns tap off.
that gets me mad!

-people on mobile phones, while at the counter in shops. ive got a part time job at sainsburys local. when people come to the counter, already on the phone and dont even acknowledge that im there i get so mad. its just really rude and if they do it, i give them shitty change back just for being a c*nt
 

Mey

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haha Pikeh, people do that to me at the bank so i don't start to do what they want till they finish :p
 

pikeh

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oh and also,
mindless violence to animals and bugs and stuff.
like in the spider thread, people wanted to kill him... why? its not doing fuck all wrong. okay, if he wanted to bite you, you could have taken a swing, but just let him be. if you chuck him outside then hes gonna come straight back in becuase its dry and warm. hell no doubt find a cosy little corner somewhere and never bother you again, until you ask for his rent.
 

Ezteq

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people generally piss me off tbh.

when a spatula goes in a certain position that makes it impossible to close the utensil draw

vaginal thrush

those crappy jokes made by newsreaders...tis called news not bad jokes people!!

when people dont flush/use the toilet brush Grr!!

when someone takes the time to bag their dog shit but then leaves the bag on the ground Oo wtf??

when its really hot in the morning then rains at lunch then is cold in the afternoon then it gets hot again, how the hell am i supposed to dress for that??

pips in food, bastards the lot of em. excessively pippy, dribbly oranges suck.

those little flies that insist on flying around your eyeballs and when you gently bat them away they come straight back.

mosquitoes.

soggy fish and chips.

being ill.

running out of milk/tobacco whatever at the exact point in which you need it.

setting the vcr for your show and then finding the next day that they changed the time it was on >.<

when soeone is reading out a number over the phone to me and tey go 2.....and wait for me to go yes or uh huh so i end up going 2 uh huh 45 uh huh 7 uh huh GET ON WITH IT IM NOT DEF YET!!!

oh and stepping on a slug in bare feet.

using the sodding laptop.

lots of stuff really but im not an angry person i just store it all up in a tight little ball and bury it deep inside.
 

Naetha

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People who drive at 20mph in a 30 zone, 35mph in a 40 zone and 45mph in a 60 zone.

FUCKING GET WITH THE PROGRAMME!!!!!!!
 

CorNokZ

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When people can't see something from my point of view and are too stubborn to even listen to what I am saying!

When someone hangs up on me for no reason! "What does the truck say when it's in reverse?" *dut dut dut*

When ppl starts fighting for no real reason! "Hey you bumped into me!" *smack*
 

Levin

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When there's a long line and the store opens up a second cash register and those who were standing faaaaar in the back rush forward to get first in the new lane.

FUCK YOU!!!!

(aah, feeling better now)
 

GRN

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I think Boyd Rice sums it up for me in People:

Do you ever think about
What a lovely place the world would be
Without all the people
That make life so unpleasant?

All the small, petty people
All the ugly, annoying people
It's hard not to think about it

I like to think about
What could be
Done to these people
Something cruel
Something mean
Something just
But the meaner the better
Goodness knows they deserve it

Have you ever dreamed of
Killing all the stupid people?
Not just the unintelligent people
But the sort that don't know anything about anything
But seem to have opinions about everything
They're only too ready to offer their advice about
How to run your life
And yet look at how they run their own lives
For the most part they've accomplished nothing
They've contributed nothing
Their lives are miserable
But they talk, talk, talk…
At the very least their tongues should be cut out
At the very least

Do you ever wanna
Kill all the people who tell lies?
Some certainly deserve it
Not necessarily the big liars
Or even those who teach lies as truth
I'm talking about people
Who say one thing and do another
Or who tell you they sent something express mail
When you know they haven't

Did you ever want to
Kill all the slow people in the world?
The people who are in front of you
When they should be behind you
A crime that the swift should be help back by the slow
And it's criminal that nothing is going to rectify it

And what about all the really ugly people?
Add them to the list as well
Some people try not to think about life's ugliness
I've thought about it
I've thought about it quite a lot
Something should be done to these people
Something to make them suffer
The way they've made us suffer

I say, bring back the Circus Maximus
For starters
Unless these weeds are dealt with
They’ll poison everything
They are poisoning everything
We need a gardener
A brutal gardener
A thorough, thoughtful gardener
An iron gardener

Whatever happened to Vlad the Impaler?
Where's Genghis Kahn when you need him?
Or Roi d'Ys?
Ayatollah Khomeini?
Adolf Hitler?
Benito Mussolini?
Nero?
Diocletian?
Kitchener?
Ps. The lyrics are copypasted from some crap lyrics-site so forgive me for the possible spelling issues; can't be arsed to go through the text at the moment.
 

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