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Huntingtons

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what small things in life makes you smile or chuckle?
That O.J's book "If I did it" is a non-fiction book.
 

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I'm in a bar, having a few drinks, when I realize I gotta take a leak. So I go into one of the restroom stalls, and moments later, the guy in the next stall, says "Hi. How's it going?" So, I go "Uhhh, all right."
A couple of seconds later he says, "What are ya doing tonight?" So, naturally I replied, "Just having' a couple of beers, and then I'm going home."
The next thing he says is, "Listen, I'll call you back later. There's an idiot in the next stall, answering everything I say."
 

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Every recess the school girls would go into the restrooms, put on lipstick, and kiss the mirrors. Finally a teacher took the girls into the restrooms to show them how much work it is for the janitor to clean it. The janitor then dipped his mop into the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Problem Solved!! No more kissing the mirrors.
 

Olgaline

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good jokes lamp :D even if i'd heard the first one before, still good tho :D
 

Olgaline

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this one made me chuckle abit

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Golly

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fat kids running after something

its mean i know but i cant help it...
 

Solo

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fat kids running after something

its mean i know but i cant help it...

On that tone, people falling over in public is hilarious :)

You want to laugh so much but have to hold it in.
 

preacherboy

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Walking up some steps few weeks ago and lady passes me she turns to look at me and walks straight into the wall at the bottom of the stairs was a right thud lol
 

old.Tohtori

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My mind and what it comes up with.

Honestly, if you could make a movie out of one day... :p

Also how funny everyday behavior of humans is.
 

old.Tohtori

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Like sneezing? \o/ :D

Oooh! Yes! Tickling your nose with a q-tip etc until you get a sneezefit, better then sexorz! :clap:

On related note, while yer humping away at your missus, especially from behind, and the forward thrust goes off at the same time as a sneeze, that's a "bonified" way to get her to go "UUUH!"
 

CorNokZ

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I actually heard you get like 5% orgasm from sneezing? :eek6:
 

old.Tohtori

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I actually heard you get like 5% orgasm from sneezing? :eek6:

Dependant on people, but some get even more. A sneeze can even "grab" you by the section between your testicüles and your bumholey-o and give a nice "Hmm" feeling. Like a quick grope down there :D
 

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