things that smell like something else

tris-

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i'll start.

sometimes when i open a bottle of lager, usually stella or grolsch, it smells like a bag of skunk.

sometimes quavers smell like toe nails, or is it the other way around?
 

Ezteq

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when i excercise and get all sweatty sometimes i actually smell like harry ramsdons chips :(


which is a nightmare because then i make myslf hungry so i work out for like 1.5 hrs then get a craving for fish and chips :twak:
 

CorNokZ

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Vlad's a-hole smells like Gamgams man-juice
 

leviathane

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didn't take long for gameh or vlads name to come into a post, don't think theres a topic these days w/o sexual reference to these 2 anymore :)
 

Roalith

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My fingers still smell like sex despite washing them half a dozen times. Does that count?
 

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didn't take long for gameh or vlads name to come into a post, don't think theres a topic these days w/o sexual reference to these 2 anymore :)

Its fh tradition!

It always involves Vlad and someone else, such as Gamgams, Outie or me!

Face it, FH is where people come to furfil thier darkness fantasies :(
 

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Thats what happens when your wanking and spill cum on your fingers.
 

Lamp

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I don't care what anyone says about this: parmesan cheese smells of fresh vomit
 

tris-

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I don't care what anyone says about this: parmesan cheese smells of fresh vomit

apparently it contains the same enzymes or acid as that found inside the stomach.
 

Lamp

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apparently it contains the same enzymes or acid as that found inside the stomach.

Does anyone who actually likes parmesan cheese think it smells of puke too ?
How do you manage to eat it ? Mix it into the food I guess...? Is there anyone who can actually eat a tablespoon full of parmesan ?

<shudders>
 

tris-

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i usually add it to food if its available but i dont notice any difference in taste.

ive vomitted enough times not be concerned by the smell :)
 

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I always sprinkle it on spag bol

Yeah, but could you eat a desert-spoon full of that powdered stuff that comes in those supermarket cardboard sprinkle-tubes ?
 

Ezteq

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My fingers still smell like sex despite washing them half a dozen times. Does that count?

ew


you only washed your hands six time in thirty eight years??

man thats screwed up, hygene boy hygene!!!!!



/pats roa

have a hinge
 

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