Things that disturb me...

TdC

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well, besides Trem's urge to stand behind me and breathe heavilly and Wij's unnatural lusting after dead baby animal pr0n I've just discovered a [highlight]new thing[/highlight]!

Just now I was in the loo at work having a quick wee and one of the bogs flushed. Not too shocking you'd think, but nobody came out! As I was finishing up it flushed again, and while I was washing my hands it did so again after which some suit came out and strode off (without washing up I should add, the dirty bugger). Now what disturbs me is that the only reason I can come up with to flush three times is a MEGAST00L or a severe fl04ter :eek7: The disturbing bit being that I actually thought about things coming out of my coworker's anus :(

Somebody shoot me please :(



Come to think of it I may well update this thread as I encounter new scary things o0
 

Calaen

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They should have the sink and hand dryer outside of the toilet area, that way after I wash my hands I dont need to open a door that some shithole rimming with his finger Twat has opened after taking a huge shit without cleaning his hands afterwards.
 

Whipped

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At least you didn't go in to see if the 3 flushes had actually managed to shift the MEGASTOOL. No pics please ;)
 

TdC

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Whipped said:
At least you didn't go in to see if the 3 flushes had actually managed to shift the MEGASTOOL. No pics please ;)

indeed. tbh I wasn't the least bit curious. I know what I put in the loo, I have no wish to find out if someone else's is similar in any way :(
 

tris-

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Calaen said:
They should have the sink and hand dryer outside of the toilet area, that way after I wash my hands I dont need to open a door that some shithole rimming with his finger Twat has opened after taking a huge shit without cleaning his hands afterwards.

good the job the bacterias dont live long on a dry hard surface like the door handle.

source: FHM.
 

DaGaffer

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tris- said:
good the job the bacterias dont live long on a dry hard surface like the door handle.

source: FHM.

Ah, that well known medical textbook.
 

ECA

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FHM has a lot of protein in it, or at least my old copies do.*

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I do not actually own any copies of FHM, but I'm funny so there.
 

tris-

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well if it means anything, they tested loads of stuff.
including -
pint glasses
toilet door handles
kebab shop floor
that 'liquid' in public showers
and some more but i dont have the mag to say what they are.

swabs taken from all of them and the stuff was sent off to cultivate and a scientist counted the bacteria.

the most un-hygenic thing was the liquid in public showers. containing the most bacteria per something or other.
 

TdC

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by "liquid" I take it you mean the lumpy whitish residue of soap mixed with semen? or is that just me? :eek7:
 

Uncle Sick

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I do comment on the 'not washing hands' part if I am exposed to that kind of nasty of behaviour.

/unless it's a gang of Hell's Angels disclaimer

I was even rude enough to get a co-worker of mine a bar of soap and a tooth brush for xmas since he's a fcking pig.
 

Gumbo

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Simple, do business, wash hands, dry with paper towel, use paper towel to open door, chuck in bin as you leave.

If you're worried that is.

At work we even have the bin outside the bogs as one of the girls suggested this routine when one of the others was having a moan about wet door handles.
 

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