they are a strange lot 'up north'.....

[rampant]

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

read and weep - this is an actual document produced by the NHS to give johhny-foreigner some clue as to what people are saying...

 

[Thadius]

http://www.doncasterwestpct.nhs.uk/uploads/reports/GlossaryforInternationalRecruits.pdf

read and weep - this is an actual document produced by the NHS to give johhny-foreigner some clue as to what people are saying...

Lol Donvaster and Barnsley have the really strong yorkshire accent

 

[tris-]

doncaster isnt up north.

well done in geography my friend :|

i guess you think london is somewhere near manchester too?

 

[Calaen]

I bet he lives 10 minutes South of Doncaster

 

[tris-]

rofl irl.

typical southern fucks eh my geordie friend!

 

[Calaen]

damn right

 

[tris-]

i can tell you now that donny is well over an hour away just from my place. though the road is fucking shit. have you been down it?

 

[Calaen]

your from Boro?

 

[tris-]

yes. so i am guessing from ncastle its nearer 2 hours.

which is the same as going to manchester for me.

 

[Calaen]

yeah takes me about 50 minutes to Teeside Airport so its abit away.

 

[tris-]

OMGZ its not teesside

its durham and tees valley

(for some reason, dick heads)

 

[Calaen]

lol the wifes mother and father came From Ireland and flew to Durham Tees, they thought Durham was 15 minutes away from me I was like ok well it is but the airport is fooking miles away from Durham.

 

[Darksword]

yes. so i am guessing from ncastle its nearer 2 hours.

which is the same as going to manchester for me.

u drive slow. manchester is only 2 hours from durham, which is 20 minutes south of newcastle.

tho the route may be different from boro.

 

[tris-]

dont do much faster than 75 meighzor. i am including a stop so it might be shorter.

someone work out 100 / 75 and then we can see what it is. i know its easy but i cba.

 

[Naetha]

These are class

I particularly liked:

Thingy = Penis
Melons = Breasts
I've got fishdocks = I have an odiferous vaginal discharge

 

[Lamp]

LMAO

The list would be 150 times longer for a guide to London's colourful terminology

 

[[slim]]

lol throughly enjoyed ^^.

irl, anything north of Laaandan is classed as 'up north' i guess.


Well thas done a reet good post there

 

[Thadius]

doncaster isnt up north.

well done in geography my friend :|

i guess you think london is somewhere near manchester too?

Lol Doncaster is South Yorkshire, which is above Midlands

Anything north of Watford Gap is Up North imo

 

[tris-]

so near the midlands isnt up north.

its like the scrotes who say mancychester is up north aswell.

how dare they, the sruffy manc bastards.

 

[Thadius]

so near the midlands isnt up north.

its like the scrotes who say mancychester is up north aswell.

how dare they, the sruffy manc bastards.

Hmm, the Midlands is midway...

Hence the Mid part of it...

 

[tris-]

Hmm, the Midlands is midway...

Hence the Mid part of it...

ah ha! midway, im glad you understood now.
eitherway i wont back down. its commong knowledge everyone in boro, newcastle etc only class here and above as north. it goes back a centruy or so .

 

[Outlander]

hehe kinda funny

oh and yea I guess its based oin the north-south divide which will be thus:

 

[Thadius]

ah ha! midway, im glad you understood now.
eitherway i wont back down. its commong knowledge everyone in boro, newcastle etc only class here and above as north. it goes back a centruy or so .

Aye, and Barnsley isnt in the Midlands

Hence up north

 

[Calaen]

Thats still a gay argument cause me and Tris would hardly call Manchester up North all you southern monkeys trying to drag us real northern Men down tbh!

 

[swords]

I was Born in Doncaster and i've used a number of the terms listed there over the years so i suppose it is a handy document to have
Anyway, i'm feelin' jiggered cos i've been barking all weekend so i'm off up wooden hill t'land of nod. Thankfully i've not chucked up so i should be champion in a day or two.

P.S Yorkshire = North and the Watford Gap separation stands true! (i'm living with bloody Shandy drinking Southerners though )

 

[tris-]

yorkshire = north?

thats like saying gay men would like to shag a woman tbh

 

[Cemeterygates]

yorkshire = north?

thats like saying gay men would like to shag a woman tbh

well it aint south....an it aint the midlands...so what would u class it ass??? the bemuda triangle?!

 

[tris-]

its not north. any map can tell you that much.

 

[Amanita]

so near the midlands isnt up north.

its like the scrotes who say mancychester is up north aswell.

how dare they, the sruffy manc bastards.

 

[tris-]

pardom?