Theres supposed top be over....

[old.plightstar]

10,000 users on these forums, but where are they, I usually see the same 20 faces day in day out

 

[~Lazarus~]

Be very very thankful that you dont see someguys face !!!!

The phrase "bulldog licking piss of a thistle" springs to mind.

 

[old.plightstar]

LOL

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by Lazarus
Be very very thankful that you dont see someguys face !!!!

The phrase "bulldog licking piss of a thistle" springs to mind.

I thought that was his browneye

 

[xane]

licking piss of a thistle

Isn't that what Irn Bru is ?

 

[Will]

Originally posted by camazotz


Isn't that what Irn Bru is ?

This really does scream "please flame me", but I'm in a good mood, so I'll let it pass for now.

 

[xane]

Hmm, maybe its "licking stale piss off a thistle" then ?

"Good Mood" eh ? Must be your time of the month

 

[~Lazarus~]

Originally posted by camazotz
Hmm, maybe its "licking stale piss off a thistle" then ?

"Good Mood" eh ? Must be your time of the month

Either that or he has just been shagged by the boss

 

[Will]

Nada to time of the month and nada to shagged by the boss.

There are other reasons for good moods. And Irn Bru is nice, so I won't here another bad word about it.

 

[Wij]

Irn Bru fancies men !

 

[GDW]

Irm Bru puts you in a good mood

 

[Will]

Originally posted by Wij
Irn Bru fancies men !

The sexy red-headed minx that it is.

 

[xane]

Irm Bru puts you in a good mood

... especially if you like licking stale piss off a thistle.

 

[Wij]

Originally posted by ItchyTrigaFinga
The sexy red-headed minx that it is.

Fucking tranny more like. Irn Bru is a Brown Hatter who has been spotted having a 'menage a une' in most of the public bogs in the Lothian area !

 

[Will]

I think you are getting Ms Bru confused with Mr Tizer...

 

[old.Mr_Black]

Where can one pick up this cruel misstress that goes by the name of irn bru.

 

[Summo]

Check in the boot of Wij's car.

 

[Wij]

Oi

 

[Will]

I can ship it to you, in the higher quality returnable glass bottles, for a small fee.

 

[Testin da Cable]

irn bru is disgusting :|

 

[Will]

And you claim to be half-Scottish.

We now know that isn't true...

 

[Testin da Cable]

I never said which half Itchyd00d

 

[Will]

Well, do tell...

 

[Testin da Cable]

mmm at a guess I'd say the bottom half

 

[Will]

Lucky you, that always impresses the ladies.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I enthrall them with stories of my sporran

 

[Will]

Not with your sporran? Unlucky

 

[Testin da Cable]

well, I usually detach it and leave it at home