There's a large spider crawling up my wall

[Lamp]

1. Leave it ?
2. Put it on a piece of paper and gently let it out the window ?
3. Flush down toilet ?
4. Place on wife's side of the bed ?
5. Place on sofa next to me, open a bottle of scotch and both of us watch TV whilst we both get pissed ?
6. Eat it, or
7. Invite it to open up a Freddyshouse account ?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Picture(so it happened), then find the biggest f*cking projectile weapon/spray can in the house and kill the bloody thing with a vengeance!

 

[Olgaline]

picture, then 5, then 7, then a webcam, then 4, then run...

 

[Overdriven]

Pic first ;D

 

[Lamp]

No pic. Its scuttled behind the TV. There's loads of hiding places there. Loads of cables, plug sockets, a few spaces in the skirting board he could sneak into. Would have to tear my lounge apart now to locate it. Then gotta get it to pose for a pic....tricky...


Edit: You know, I am picking up a very faint hint that Toto doesn't like spiders....

 

[Olgaline]

Just tell it how sexeh it is, then make cat sounds and stuff, oh and remember the odd euro photografer french/german accent, with a hint of gay

 

[old.Tohtori]

Just had to google sexy spider and wowie there's some class pics there

Thread:

Delivers!

 

[CorNokZ]

Seal, you're straight?

 

[cHodAX]

One of these landed on me during my stay in South Africa, shit myself big time.

edit : just checked the info on that site, it is very toxic apparently! Thank god i never touched it.

 

[Lamp]

I saw something like that under my bed on an Israeli kibbutz once. Well, dunno what it was exactly. It was big, red and green, made a loud clicking, scratching sound. Me and my mate ran out the room, shut the door, and slept outside with a couple of bottles of frozen vodka LOL

 

[Overdriven]

cHodAX, I know death threats are against the CoC.. But... Die

 

[ileks]

was in spain once and one of these bastards landed right next to me. very nearly shit myself.

 

[Thadius]

Where was the "sex it" option?

 

[Lamp]

Where was the "sex it" option?

I'm a married man. I would never cheat on my wife for a spider.

I say that but it did have nice legs...

 

[Overdriven]

I'm a married man. I would never cheat on my wife for a spider.

I say that but it did have nice legs...

Liar!

It had 8 nice legs

 

[Lamp]

According to my googling, this is what an attractive spider looks like:

 

[Afran]

Put it in a glass and cover the top so it can't escape, then put it in the sink and cover it in salt, then, run boiling hot water over it. You can hear them going "Snap, Crackle, Pop" as they die, quite entertaining!

 

[Lamp]

Sounds like Toto

 

[Olgaline]

According to my googling, this is what an attractive spider looks like:

hmm and how exactly do you get that drunk and make sweet love to it ?

 

[Lamp]

You'd be surprised what a €250,000 sports car will make you do

 

[Olgaline]

You'd be surprised what a €250,000 sports car will make you do

do i want to know ?

 

[echome]

Let it be mate or gently lift it outside if you don't want it inside the house.

 

[Hawkwind]

PL it an account on Mid.

 

[pikeh]

a praying mantis landed on me when i was near rome
it wasnt scary, i could have watched it for hours. it was quite a small one though.

 

[Sparx]

i would have killed it, put its head on a toothpick and put in on your grass as a warning to other spiders that you mean business

 

[Bahumat]

Shoot the Money Shot at it.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Sounds like Toto

I'm all for quick death for spiders, not torture.

I may hate them, but not so much as to retort to torture

And YES i'm straight damnit!

 

[Olgaline]

dont see why you would want to kill a spider in your house tbh.

let it do it's job, then just catch it and put it outside or in the naibors garden or some such.

I'm all with echome on this one.

 

[Huntingtons]

leave spiders be! they mean no harm and are the coolest spindlers in the world!

and cho that looks fucking awesome but im suprised that you're surprised its venomous, look at the colours!

was in greece and saw a praying mantis, the closest i've been to exotic insects (although they're not dangerous right?)...

seems i got a thing for bugz



and insects apparently

 

[tris-]

rofl. can just imagine lamp sat on a sofa with a spider drinking scotch. the spider has its own tiny little glass and they are both discussing particle physics while watching the proms on bbc2.