There's a Hippo in my loft

[Shagrat]

Well, it's either a hippo or something smaller stamping about in a pair of Doc Martens. Woke me up this morning and can still here it skittering around now, god know what it is....

I'm just waiting for the missus to get back from her parents with the stepladders and Im going up there with my +1 bat of house defence.

It's been nice knowing you all........

<gulp>

 

[Ch3tan]

Rat.

 

[Nate]

TdC!

 

[Rubber Bullets]

I agree rat/mice most likely answer, but I have 2 friends, hundreds of miles apart, that have reported squirrels in their attic in the last 2 weeks, so you never know.

RB

 

[Wazzerphuk]

A man without ladders.

What has this world come to!? I bet Trem has at least 7.

 

[old.user4556]

Banging noises? Have you seen Paranormal Activity?

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

<hides his doc martens>

You're imagining it. Go back to sleep.

 

[Krazeh]

It's probably a giraffe, possibly with his elephant friends.

 

[throdgrain]

I had them scurrying noises in my loft last year.

It was rats.


I killed them.

 

[Sparx]

could be a squirrel i had one a few weeks ago

 

[TdC]

TdC!

no. zipline down and hang inches above his face while he sleeps filming through my night vision set? ...yes. make noises in the loft? nah, that'll be ghosts.

 

[Shagrat]

It's stealthed up there. couldnt spot it.

Not sure how a rat would have got up there tbh. Might be birds?

 

[Gwadien]

Could be a undead dolphin with rabies?

 

[Bugz]

They're called people & they live in the flat above you!

 

[Wazzerphuk]

It's stealthed up there. couldnt spot it.

Not sure how a rat would have got up there tbh. Might be birds?

If it exists a rat can get there. They can climb pretty much anything. They're amazing little bastards.

 

[Uara]

no. zipline down and hang inches above his face while he sleeps filming through my night vision set? ...yes. make noises in the loft? nah, that'll be ghosts.

this is why i booby trap my room with various lethal devices. I'm not going to say what just to ensure TdC can't disarm them.

With regard to noises in the loft we had noises for a while then they stopped suddenly. Went up and found a dead squirrel which had pissed off a wasp nest. Nasty way to go!

 

[TdC]

It's stealthed up there.

see? it's ghosts. trussssssttt meeeeeeee!

this is why i booby trap my room with various lethal devices. I'm not going to say what just to ensure TdC can't disarm them.

one man's lethal device is another man's collectable plaything!

 

[Trem]

100% ghosts.

Exorcist....need I say more.

Get out, get out now before your head spins around and you stick crucifix's up your fanny.

 

[Edmond]

Does Trem know where you live, you sure its not him up there with a hammer and a DIY book?

 

[TdC]

can't be. Trem's never read a DIY book in his life!

 

[Edmond]

can't be. Trem's never read a DIY book in his life!

Sorry, what was i thinking :lol:

 

[Trem]

My mum bought me a DIY book you cheeky fuckers

Its up the loft now as we speak, thats where it has lived since the day I got it.

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Trem doing some DIY:

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Trem's DIY book at 0:10

 

[itcheh]

It could well be squirrels ... they tend to try and find somewhere warm to nest this time of year ... get them out before they have babies in March/April!!

 

[Ch3tan]

can't be. Trem's never read a DIY book in his life!

It's true, he comes to me for DIY tips.

*flexes*

 

[Trem]

It's true, he comes to me for DIY tips.

*flexes*

Pffft, you are a southerner hence you don't do DIY because it will ruin your nail polish

Besides the one time I did listen to you it almost ended up with me having a detached retina and eyelids on the inside

 

[Shagrat]

It could well be squirrels ... they tend to try and find somewhere warm to nest this time of year ... get them out before they have babies in March/April!!

your joking surely, them squirrels is right tasty eating.