There was a young man from Brighouse

Tom

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Who decided to frig in his big house
He bleached his tache
Stuck tampons up ass
And watched Goatse while dressed in his big blouse.
 

Himse

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Why buy poetry when you can read a masterpiece like this?!
 

StRaNgEdAyS

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Me and Tim a fishin' went
Met three whores in a pop up tent
They were three and we were two
So I buck one and Timbuktu

Not mine but a good one nevertheless This one is though:

I had a little budgie
Oh! The words that it would speak!
It swore at all the neighbours.
So I super glued it's beak!
 

StRaNgEdAyS

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Which brings me to todays bit of wisdom:

Nothing succeeds like a toothless budgie.
 

Laddey

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cornokz once told me
hes got scabs on his dick
like bark on a tree
 

Wij

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Who decided to frig in his big house
He bleached his tache
Stuck tampons up ass
And watched Goatse while dressed in his big blouse.

Bah - hard to reply on my mobile :eek:
 

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