there goes the neighborhood

[TdC]

Ananova - Spotted Dick renamed

no respect for our cultural heritage

 

[old.Tohtori]

Same thing happened when they renamed "(the n word) kisses".

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

<facepalm>

 

[Scouse]

I actually find Spotted Richard more offensive than Spotted Dick, being that it's my name and all...

Yes, don't ask why my parents called me "Spotted"...

/coat+home

 

[`mongoose]

I love how it's being spun as a case of political correctness when actually they've got the hump with people making spotted dick jokes.

Quality!

M

 

[Nate]

Aww man, I always wanted to say to some bird over dinner "So how's your dick?"

 

[tris-]

At work we sell a product, dont know what the fuck it is, but its called "minges" and comes in multiple sachets in a pack.

MINGES

HAHA

"would you like some minge, dear?

"excuse me mate, wheres your minge at?"

"i love a good bit of minge"

"do you have any minge for sale?"

 

[Aoami]

what flavour minge have you got there, love?

 

[TdC]

I had some minge, but it was past it's best-before date

 

[tris-]

old and rancid minge is the worst, but our stock rotation system ensures the minge we sell is fresh for you.

 

[Nate]

"Spotted? That doesn't sound too good, you should get it checked out. Waiter, look at my fair ladies Dick for me."

 

[old.Tohtori]

old and rancid minge is the worst, but our stock rotation system ensures the minge we sell is fresh for you.

What if i find a poorly stored minge that has mildew on it? Do you offer a replacement minge, or do i have to contact the local minge distributor?

 

[tris-]

we offer a 28 day replacement on bad minge

 

[old.Tohtori]

we offer a 28 day replacement on bad minge

Well i'm a bit disappointed in your service.

I recently bought a minge at your locale, but when i got home, there was a piece of cock in it!

The cashier, when i explained the situation, said that it's a faulty labeling and that the minge should say "may have cock in it" on the side.

 

[Bullitt]

At work we sell a product, dont know what the fuck it is, but its called "minges" and comes in multiple sachets in a pack.

MINGES

HAHA

"would you like some minge, dear?

"excuse me mate, wheres your minge at?"

"i love a good bit of minge"

"do you have any minge for sale?"

What does your minge smell like?

 

[old.Tohtori]

Enough is enough, this HAS to be posted now;

NSFW sound:

Spoiler

YouTube - From Dusk Till Down [Pussy Lovers]

 

[Fweddy]

I love minge. I'd get some every day if I could.

 

[Bahumat]

Tris buy some Minge and tell us what it is! Photo's as well lol

 

[tris-]

i looked at the packet earlier.

its a syrup flavouring for coffee.

 

[ECA]

Rejoice! The dick is back on the menu! ( I'm sure Teedles will be very happy ).

BBC NEWS | Wales | North East Wales | Spotted Dick back on council menu

 

[Thadius]

Imma wanting some horse pussuy!

 

[TdC]

yay! I love eating dick!

 

[Wij]

I am called Richard \o/

 

[TdC]

faugh you failed to rise to my sweet lurving long ago