The world of a computer techie

[Chronictank]

This happened today, names been blanked in case some of you know him as he played daoc

Adil = Me
Person x = Him

Person x says:
ey m8
Adil: says:
lo
Person x says:
got me a new soundcard
Adil: says:
\o>
Adil: says:
all working?
Person x says:
but got some probs when i test hardware still
Adil: says:
you install the drivers?
Person x says:
ye
Adil: says:
go through what you did

-snip-

Person x says:
says not passed with the dcdgx or whatever u called it
Person x says:
Damn me i turned off mic on the wire
Adil: says:
<smashes head against table repeatedly>

 

[Gamah]

End user called me today and was like..

User: My phones not working
Me: What PDA is it sir what is your "number"
User: Nokia xxxxx
Me: Thats a phone not a PDA and not something I support
User: I put your card from the PDA in my phone
Me: You put the Sd card full of our software on your phone?
User: Yeah now its not working
Me: Well it would have attempted to install our software designed for your PDA.
User: So how do I fix it?
Me: No idea, You'll have to contact Nokia support
User: You only care when your getting money when things go wrong you dont want to know
Me: Sir you put a SD card from a work PDA into a 3rd party phone it wasn't designed for and you want me to fix it?
User: Yes your software broke my phone
Me: .....

 

[Barun]

person x: coming pub?
Me: yes
Person x: ok

 

[Lakih]

Person x: Hi, what hours are you open today?
Me: 10 am to 3 pm.
Person x: thanks, ill be in later.
Me: ok, have a nice day.

I hate answering the phone at work

 

[Gamah]

Vladamir Industries Call Log

Vlad: Hello Vladipoos Speaking
Caller: Hello, I want a suck and fuck
Vlad: five dollar
Caller: be there in 10 min

 

[tris-]

me : why does no one ever call me?
them : after the fifth beep the time will be, sponsored by seiko, 2.25 pm

 

[Bahumat]

Me: Hi
Them: fuck off
Me: thanks

 

[Thadius]

Vladamir Industries Call Log

Vlad: Hello Vladipoos Speaking
Caller: Hello, I want a suck and fuck
Vlad: five dollar
Caller: be there in 10 min

Even I could afford those prices!

 

[Basic_X]

On the phone:
Me: Hi there, How may i help you?
Other guy: Yea hi, my PC don't work, can you fix it?
Me: well ill give it a try, i guess you have checked all the cables are plugged in right?
Other guy: yes of course!
Me: good, alright - tell me what do you see on the screen.
Other guy: Its black, nothing, just black
Me: ok, is the monitor turned on?
Other guy: .......
Me: Sir?
Other guy hangs up

At my office, this guy with a digital clock comes in
Me: Hi there, how may i help you?
Guy: This clock, could you help me adjust it?
Me: this is Computer support sir, we don't do clocks
Guy: Well its electrical, im sure you can help
Me: ........
Guy: Here, ill be back in 15
Me: aaallllright (o_0)
15 Mins later....
Guy: Hey, fixed it yet?
Me: Um, well, i found its a radio controlled clock, and i got no idea how it works. never actually seen one before either.
Guy: Isnt this IT support? i got a problem, fix it!
Me: with all due respect, as you said yourself, this is IT! support, not a clockmaker.
Guy: Your useless you know that?
Me: Your in the wrong department. now could you please leave so i can actually do some real work here?
guy: let me talk to your superior!!!
Me: Just turn around, he is the guy behind you laughing at your ass right now.

Then the guy just leaves, man some people are just born assholes

 

[Vladamir]

Person x seems to be really popular :O

 

[gohan]

and a bit stooooopid.... vlad admit it, your person x arent you

 

[razeredge]

Person x seems to be really popular :O

http://members.fortunecity.it/misterxwebsite/mr_x.gif

Wonder if he's related 2 mister x

 

[Overdriven]

@Chron/Gamah/Other I.T. people like myself: I need help:

https://forums.freddyshouse.com/showthread.php?t=216895