The Wordsmith Competition

[nothing]

ok guys here you go.

make up a word, completely meaningless. Invent a meaning for it.

It must be funny, it must not be crude. May the best word win.

I have posted this on the forums I visit more frequently, and here is the standard I shall expect:

Frungy: the sensation of sweat rolling down between your buttcheeks

 

[old.frankie]

slaknor - as in slaknor syndrome

the knowing that you have cut yourself whilst shaving, but no blood comes out... until two minutes later after you have put some nice aftershave on

see also - Pain

heh

 

[Sir Frizz]

xenopsychotic...

one of extra terrestrial origin which behaves...in a psychotic manner

not original i know but i cant find it in a big-ass dictionary

 

[Perplex]

Flub - The collection of fat that fat women have on their pubic bone. Also related to the motion of said fat moving when an object is inserted into the fat womans vagina.

 

[Summo]

Heh heh. Flubber, to flub, have flubbed.

 

[Wij]

Flub-trauma :/

 

[Perplex]

bollocks, apparantly Flub is a real word

flub (flb) Informal
tr.v. flubbed, flub·bing, flubs
To botch; bungle.

n.
The act or an instance of botching or bungling: “Their literature leans toward a comedy of small social flubs and withered chastity” (James Wolcott).

 

[Summo]

Flub-ripple. Or perhaps in extreme cases, flub-wave.

As in, 'to ride the flub-wave.'

 

[Wij]

On a Saturday night lads could go out Flubbing

 

[old.kim]

utterwanker - person using 'leet' speak such as:

"w00t i r0x0r j00r b0x0r"

Does this count?

 

[Sir Frizz]

isnt that a word already?

 

[Moving Target]

yes its just 'utter wanker'

 

[Testin da Cable]

stoofy adj. - being horny while too drunk to do anything about it
"Bodhi was a bit stoofy again last night I think, the head-butt from that fat bird knocked him flat!"

 

[bodhi]

man tdc you are such a *bleep*

That *bleep* covered up a very nasty word which I made up. It's too nasty for me to even utter it in company.

 

[Testin da Cable]

ooh *bleep* meh baybee

 

[xenon2000]

Slixen (derived from 'sexy little vixen') 1. A damn fine looking woman or girl 2. The latest mobile phone. Latter description only applicable if your name is ch3tan.

 

[Wij]

News to me :/

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Esso-asso.
The dumbfuk who cuts thru the gas station on the corner....instead of waiting at the light like the rest of us law abiding citizens.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

Fenderburg
The chunks of ice that hang off your car till spring. :zzwhip:

 

[bodhi]

Originally posted by $aw$aLL
Esso-asso.
The dumbfuk who cuts thru the gas station on the corner....instead of waiting at the light like the rest of us law abiding citizens.

Man they have a word for that. I'm an Esso-asso!

*joy*

 

[SoWat]

spattertion
- the moment in time when you realise your fart is going to follow-through, but you can't clench your anus muscles quick enough to stop it.

 

[Summo]

snortle
The phenomenon whereby a tightly-surpressed laugh (or 'chortle') breaks free to become an embarasing explosion of mucas and dribble.

 

[Wij]

"jobble"

the waving of a long p00 when its host is shaking his arse to try to get it to let go.

 

[SoWat]

OMG! I have this mental picture now...and it won't go away...eeewwww.

 

[old.$aw$aLL]

I get it....I think

Immediately after a spattertion attack, one turns into an Esso-asso snortling wildly all the way home in anticipation of the inevitable jobble.