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Damini
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And I discover yet another sub forum has arrived. We're not in Kansas anymore Toto!
*This is where I interrupt this to say Ireland was lovely, I spent too much money, I drank Guinness, got massacred by midges when I went to a waterfall, and did lots of touristy things. Back onto schedule...*
Well, it is at this point I don my pointey shoes, hide all aquatic products for fear of assassination, and send in my winged monkey warriors;
O.T. Does not mean Mindless Drivel. If it was to mean Mindless Drivel, we would call this section M.D., which (cunningly) we have not done. Off topic, in itself, hints subtley to the presence of... A TOPIC. Maybe not The Topic, but certainly A Topic. Its all highly subliminal, I admit, which is why I shall now produce Damini's Guide To The Off Topic Forum.
1) One word posts will result in you having to extract a pointey red shoe from a red indented place. for example; Subject Moo, message: M0o0 will not be tolerated. I could go into a hundred and one reasons why its poo, but being omnipitant I shall just say Don't Do It, My Lickle Spamoids.
2) Spamming to get yourself a new title, and with it the hoards of adoring fans, the increased sexual appeal to the opposite gender, will result in a spanking. Depending on how malavolent and bitchy I'm feeling, it could also mean your post count being deleted, and forever being trapped as a non entity. I can be that cruel. You have a one in four chance of striking unlucky.
3) Attempts to turn the forums into a really prolonged AOL conversation will bore me to death, and bored women are very unpredictable. I don't want to know what you have eaten today, unless it includes arsenic or something essentially rivetting. The PM button is there, MIRC still functions, so please do feel free to tell tales of dull derring do in other locations.
I'm not trying to forcibly ruin anyones fun, but if this function of the OT room is actually going to work, it doesn't seem too good to have it strewn with verbal garbage. Its just the dividing line between Off Topic and Total Inane Drivel Borderline Spamathon. I'm sure most of you can differentiate
Anyway, I'm back. You may commence rejoicing.
*This is where I interrupt this to say Ireland was lovely, I spent too much money, I drank Guinness, got massacred by midges when I went to a waterfall, and did lots of touristy things. Back onto schedule...*
Well, it is at this point I don my pointey shoes, hide all aquatic products for fear of assassination, and send in my winged monkey warriors;
O.T. Does not mean Mindless Drivel. If it was to mean Mindless Drivel, we would call this section M.D., which (cunningly) we have not done. Off topic, in itself, hints subtley to the presence of... A TOPIC. Maybe not The Topic, but certainly A Topic. Its all highly subliminal, I admit, which is why I shall now produce Damini's Guide To The Off Topic Forum.
1) One word posts will result in you having to extract a pointey red shoe from a red indented place. for example; Subject Moo, message: M0o0 will not be tolerated. I could go into a hundred and one reasons why its poo, but being omnipitant I shall just say Don't Do It, My Lickle Spamoids.
2) Spamming to get yourself a new title, and with it the hoards of adoring fans, the increased sexual appeal to the opposite gender, will result in a spanking. Depending on how malavolent and bitchy I'm feeling, it could also mean your post count being deleted, and forever being trapped as a non entity. I can be that cruel. You have a one in four chance of striking unlucky.
3) Attempts to turn the forums into a really prolonged AOL conversation will bore me to death, and bored women are very unpredictable. I don't want to know what you have eaten today, unless it includes arsenic or something essentially rivetting. The PM button is there, MIRC still functions, so please do feel free to tell tales of dull derring do in other locations.
I'm not trying to forcibly ruin anyones fun, but if this function of the OT room is actually going to work, it doesn't seem too good to have it strewn with verbal garbage. Its just the dividing line between Off Topic and Total Inane Drivel Borderline Spamathon. I'm sure most of you can differentiate
Anyway, I'm back. You may commence rejoicing.
