The universe could end on Wednesday

[Lamp]

The Large Hadron Collider - due to be switched on in nine days' time - will create a black hole that could swallow the planet.

Landmark experiment to unlock secrets of Big Bang could cause end of world, say scientists in court bid to halt it | Mail Online

Bring it on !

 

[old.Tohtori]

Aye, the smaller created a nano-black hole, so they amp the juice up.

You may be geniuses, but you ain't very bright

In other news, tomorrow my Hardon collider will be active.

 

[megadave]

i hope something cool happens

 

[Binky the Bomb]

They will crate a new form of energy, capable of ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.

Then some bell-end will turn it into a bomb and blow up a country populated with little brown people.

 

[kiliarien]

Well well, reading something about swallowing on the internet without it being porn, whatever next....

 

[Everz]

I wanna touch it first, race to Switzerland!

 

[Lamp]

LOL @ the German scientist :"black holes survive and will grow exponentially and eat the planet from the inside"

LOLOLOLOLOL

 

[kiliarien]

I wanna touch it first, race to Switzerland!

Switzerland, now it WOULD be funny and ironic if the world was destroyed by a country that's never fought in a single war.

As Zap Brannigan said "I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me."

 

[Everz]

Switzerland, now it WOULD be funny and ironic if the world was destroyed by a country that's never fought in a single war.

As Zap Brannigan said "I hate these filthy Neutrals, Kif. With enemies you know where they stand but with Neutrals, who knows? It sickens me."

Haha it would be irony at its best.

 

[Marc]

Hasnt the switch on been put back quite a few times already? I remember Toh posting about this a while ago

 

[old.Tohtori]

Hasnt the switch on been put back quite a few times already? I remember Toh posting about this a while ago

They had a small test, made a small black hole, had "something" born and destroy itself in a nanosecond, so they now are upping the power and using theBIG one

 

[Vasconcelos]

Better be rdy n start doing all your wishes from ur "my_wishes_list"

/runs naked to boss office to show him the finger (is a "she-boss" so might end up marking 2 wishes from the list....)

 

[Levin]

I'm scared.

 

[pikeh]

I don't have the slightest clue about a lot of this stuff, I'm sure Lamp could inform me correctly, but dont' black holes need so much energy/matter/whatever to survive?

 

[Uara]

its bloody typical as soon as WAR is ready to be laucnhed, they decide to destory the world!!!

 

[Belgerath]

I don't have the slightest clue about a lot of this stuff, I'm sure Lamp could inform me correctly, but dont' black holes need so much energy/matter/whatever to survive?

Yes, in theory even if a nano black hole is created it can not survive.......................... but

Altough we have alot of theorys about what is going to happen no one is 100% sure, some will say they are but untill its done no one really knows

 

[old.Tohtori]

Yes, in theory even if a nano black hole is created it can not survive.......................... but

Altough we have alot of theorys about what is going to happen no one is 100% sure, some will say they are but untill its done no one really knows

Aye, as far as history goes, we have very little info on ATTEMPTING TO CREATE A BLACK HOLE INSIDE AN ATMOSPHERE...which, mind my french, is a pretty lé stupid f*cking thing to do

 

[pikeh]

well, if the universe is destroyed we won't know jack shit about it, so don't worry!

 

[Belgerath]

Hey at least the French will be stripped and crushed atom but atom first

 

[pikeh]

Hey at least the French will be stripped and crushed atom but atom first

Always look on the bright side eh?

 

[Belgerath]

well, if the universe is destroyed we won't know jack shit about it, so don't worry!

Actually if time is distorted we will know all about it, 2 weeks of a black hole being formed in France will seem like 2 minutes in America. (not exact but you get the idea) So by the time anyone learns thats its all over its actually already over we just havent realised it ............

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't worry people, look here!

 

[pikeh]

Actually if time is distorted we will know all about it, 2 weeks of a black hole being formed in France will seem like 2 minutes in America. (not exact but you get the idea) So by the time anyone learns thats its all over its actually already over we just havent realised it ............

In that case I'll get stinking drunk and sleep through it!

 

[Belgerath]

Bu then again time is relative, ahhhhhhh my head is imploding im going back to work where i dont have to think

 

[Uara]

its like that episode of stargate where a goa'uld fires a blackhole through the wormhole and time runs slower in Stargate Command to the outside world.
*dances geek dance*

 

[Belgerath]

Don't worry people, look here!

Rofl rep

 

[tris-]

I don't have the slightest clue about a lot of this stuff, I'm sure Lamp could inform me correctly, but dont' black holes need so much energy/matter/whatever to survive?

they have a 'boundary' and for something to be consumed by the blackhole it needs to fall past this 'boundary', known as the event horizon.
been a while since i read my hawking book but i think the size of that is determined by the size of the star.


the diameter of a proton is 2 × 10-14 m.
the diameter of the sun is 1.4 million km.
the diameter of a typical star forming a blackhole is bigger than the sun.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Rofl rep

It's not my work though

Wish i would've spotted that.

 

[Belgerath]

Still made me spit my coffee all over my keyboard though

 

[Gahn]

It'll be the right time that Aliens come down to slap us and tell us "Now that's how to do it morons!!"