The Story Thread! Made out of film names!

Gamah

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OK its a story thread, but you can only write in film names. You are allowed to use "there" "was" "the" "a" etc but the main bulk has to be in film names..Your film names need to be in speech marks with other words not in speech marks.

I'll start

"Once apon a time in Mexico" there was a "Minority Report"...
 

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which about "A clockwork Orange" owned by "Charlie and the Chcocolate factory". There was a "nightmare on Elm street" when "Citizen Kane" tried to "Snatch" the orange. "12 Angry men" gave chase, just for Kane to "shaft" them royally by selling the orange to "the man with the golden gun". "The Godfather" dispatched a Hitman who went by the name of "Jackie Brown". By mistake, she was sent to "Kill Bill" inside a local disco hall called "Boogie Nights", where after ordering a "cocktail", it became "Mission Impossible" to "Kill Bill"
 

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so with the help of "A Few Good Men" she found at the bar, "28 Days Later" "Jackie Brown" decided to pack in the "The Killing" and venture else where, she came accross the art of "Dirty Dancing"
 

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Aile said:
so with the help of "A Few Good Men" she found at the bar, "28 Days Later" "Jackie Brown" decided to pack in the "The Killing" and venture else where, she came accross the art of "Dirty Dancing"
She "Saved the last dance" for "Jason X", the other "seven" Jasons were out looking for "7 brides for 7 brothers". "The magnificent seven" attended "Four Weddings and a funeral" to find thier "Runaway Bride".
 

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Thadius said:
She "Saved the last dance" for "Jason X", the other "seven" Jasons were out looking for "7 brides for 7 brothers". "The magnificent seven" attended "Four Weddings and a funeral" to find thier "Runaway Bride".
The "Runaway bride" confessed she had ran away from "My big fat greek wedding" because the "Resident evil" had threatened to reveal "The Da Vinci Code" with his magical "Ring"
 

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Sharma said:
The "Runaway bride" confessed she had ran away from "My big fat greek wedding" because the "Resident evil" had threatened to reveal "The Da Vinci Code" with his magical "Ring"
The "Lord of the rings" was a man named "Napoleon Dynamite" who decided to "Carry on up the Kybher" in "Chitty chitty bang bang". He was joined by "Mary Poppins" and "The Little Mermaid"
 

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Thadius said:
The "Lord of the rings" was a man named "Napoleon Dynamite" who decided to "Carry on up the Kybher" in "Chitty chitty bang bang". He was joined by "Mary Poppins" and "The Little Mermaid"
"The Little Mermaid" was on "Speed" and totally bouncy Like "Action Jackson". After her "Rush Hour" "The little Mermaid" called "Jackie Brown" too inform her where Bill is staying. He is "Sleepless in Seatle" humping his "Band of Brothers " in the "Nightlife" of "Chicago" in a gay bar singing "The Lion King "theme sound tracks".
 

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Phooka said:
"The Little Mermaid" was on "Speed" and totally bouncy Like "Action Jackson". After her "Rush Hour" "The little Mermaid" called "Jackie Brown" too inform her where Bill is staying. He is "Sleepless in Seatle" humping his "Band of Brothers " in the "Nightlife" of "Chicago" in a gay bar singing "The Lion King "theme sound tracks".
This just gets better and better
 

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Phooka said:
"The Little Mermaid" was on "Speed" and totally bouncy Like "Action Jackson". After her "Rush Hour" "The little Mermaid" called "Jackie Brown" too inform her where Bill is staying. He is "Sleepless in Seatle" humping his "Band of Brothers " in the "Nightlife" of "Chicago" in a gay bar singing "The Lion King "theme sound tracks".
So now "Jackie Brown" called her "Kids" ,who were in "Hell's Kitchen" cooking up some "Leathal Weapon" too prepare for the "Armagedon" ,too get their asses on "Trains, Plains and Automobiles" too "Chicago". (Meanwhile Bill was having "Nightmares on Elmstreet" about Mariah Carey in "Glitter")

"Edward Scissorhands" son 1, "Hijacked" a plain, "Stuart Little" as he knew "Passenger 57" was "Robinson Crusue".
"Jack the Ripper" son 2 took the train. After having a "Cocktail" called "Blue Lagoon" "The Ripper" was fast becoming a "Menace too Society". Bored and bothered by "Insomnia", Jack was in for a little "Murder on the Orient Express". First stabbing "Roller Girl" and after following "A thin Red Line" from Britney Spears PMS, he stabbed her for making "Crossroads" and too hear her "Scream" offcourse.
 

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Phooka said:
So now "Jackie Brown" called her "Kids" ,who were in "Hell's Kitchen" cooking up some "Leathal Weapon" too prepare for the "Armagedon" ,too get their asses on "Trains, Plains and Automobiles" too "Chicago". (Meanwhile Bill was having "Nightmares on Elmstreet" about Mariah Carey in "Glitter")

"Edward Scissorhands" son 1, "Hijacked" a plain, "Stuart Little" as he knew "Passenger 57" was "Robinson Crusue".
"Jack the Ripper" son 2 took the train. After having a "Cocktail" called "Blue Lagoon" "The Ripper" was fast becoming a "Menace too Society". Bored and bothered by "Insomnia", Jack was in for a little "Murder on the Orient Express". First stabbing "Roller Girl" and after following "A thin Red Line" from Britney Spears PMS, he stabbed her for making "Crossroads" and too hear her "Scream" offcourse.
After that he went "Trainspotting" and followed the "road to no where" But ended up in "notting hill" where he met "ronin" and "leon" and the went to the "Matrix" bar where he saw mary. He said "theres something about mary" and started to rub his "lethal weapon"
 

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Gamah said:
After that he went "Trainspotting" and followed the "road to no where" But ended up in "notting hill" where he met "ronin" and "leon" and the went to the "Matrix" bar where he saw mary. He said "theres something about mary" and started to rub his "lethal weapon"
Mary grabbed hold of his "lethal weapon" whilst running her fingers across her "snatch"...

Ok, its getting x rated

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Gamah said:
After that he went "Trainspotting" and followed the "road to no where" But ended up in "notting hill" where he met "ronin" and "leon" and the went to the "Matrix" bar where he saw mary. He said "theres something about mary" and started to rub his "lethal weapon"
Now "Ronin" and "Leon" joined in, humming "The 3 musketeers" soundtrack. That "Split Second" "Conan the Destroyer" saw them "Dirty Dancing" with his Girlfriend, "American Psyco" as Conan is he grabbed "The First Knight" his sword and Decapitated "The 3 Musketeers" manlyhood.

That morning having "Breakfast at Tiffany's" Bill got a "Booty Call" from an "American Beauty". It were "Charlies Angels" who just broke up with "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly" because they always were "Gone in 60 Seconds" wich rendered their "Snake Eyes" useless.
 

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