The Stig

[megadave]

hopefully they do something original now hes gone, doubt it though

 

[Lamp]

they'll probably have a new stig in a diff coloured jumpsuit

what they should do is get the fittest female racing driver on the planet, put her in a skin-tight outfit, lose the helmet, have her hair blowing backwards as she looks to the camera and says "so who fancy a ride?"

 

[soze]

Ben Colins has killed the Stig to fluff his ego i will pray this backfires and every top gear fan boycotts his book. But i bet he will sell a arse load due to talking about being the stig.

 

[cHodAX]

They should get that German lass to take over, she is a darling and has a good raport with the time.

 

[Lamp]

You know what, I can't say I blame Collins. 10 years of getting paid fuck all. All that merchandising, he gets sod all while the other presenters pull in 7 figures a year. Why should he spend the rest of his life faceless & nameless? The entire concept of The Stig is boring as fuck anyway. Get some fit bird to replace him, do a thing about it on the first episode of the next series, and put it to rest.

 

[cHodAX]

He probably did pretty well out of it, his company got a ton of work supplying drivers and I am sure he was well paid for the Top Gear Live shows.

 

[Ezteq]

I have to say his book interests me as much as toejam...probably less if I am honest.

My life as The Stig:

Yeah I worked on top gear and showed a bunch of celebs how to drive round a track every week, Hammond's hair got progresively shitter after his crash demonstrating that he did in fact suffer brain damage, Clarkson keeps Ronnie Corbett in a small box in his dressing room and periodically uses him as a ventriloquists dummy when he really wants to emphasise a point and May liked to assemble mechano kits naked during his off camera time.

But it wasn't all fun and games! Sometimes the canteen ran out of sausage rolls and the boys would send me to Greggs on a supply run.

The End.


*power ballad*

 

[ford prefect]

My guess - female stig next series - probably Sabine Schmitz.