The stalker girl...

[tris-]

some people may remember i dated a girl who was ok but turned out a little weird in the end. i havent spoken to her for around 2 months now, and suddenly ive been messaged. asking how i am and the usual bullshit.

which ever option has the most votes by tomorrow morning will be the one i take. vote wisely, please

 

[Huntingtons]

well... do you want to talk to her? its quite easy if not. dont reply or tell her to stop contacting her or you will get a restraint

 

[tris-]

it doesnt matter what i want. ive not got much else going on these days, so i thought id try having someone else control my life a bit

 

[Overdriven]

Reply - answer the questions and be interested

 

[Bahumat]

Reply "I can only speak to you if you send me pictures of your hot mum".

 

[Dukat]

Reply "I can only speak to you if you send me pictures of your hot mum".

Seconded!!!

 

[tris-]

her mum is probably a munter guys, and thats not an option either

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll answer in my own, how to say...Edium sir? Yes! Edium!

I voted for the nookie!
C'mon!
The nookie!
C'mon!
So you can take your cookie,
and stick it up her, yeah!
Stick it up her, yeah!
Stick it up her, yeah!

 

[Bahumat]

Send her a text saying "Blow it out your asssss" then have a cupcake

 

[Wonk]

we cant judge the situation without a picture mate.

 

[cazno]

we cant judge the situation without a picture mate.

ah yea.. so true

 

[tris-]

i dont have any im afraid

 

[Jeremiah]

Text her back like you are a secret agent, and now the terrorists know her number so she better watch her back!

 

[old.Tohtori]

By the way, is this "weird" behavior at the end like "i'ma kill you with a switchblade!" or "Well, it seemed a bit odd that she pooped in the woods" weird?

I need definitions to give exact advice

 

[Sharma]

I'll take her off your hands if she's fit Tris!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll take her off your hands if she's fit Tris!

Hell, Sharma's as bad as me and OD, though me and OD wouldn't need the word "fit" in there

 

[Sharma]

The difference between me and you is......I live near tris, so NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

 

[old.Tohtori]

The difference between me and you is......I live near tris, so NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Why do you think there wasn't a post, about tapping it, from me before?

 

[crispy]

Maybe she's just trying to bury the hatchet! Just text her and answer, but never show interest :>

 

[old.Tohtori]

Maybe she's just trying to bury the hatchet! Just text her and answer, but never show interest :>

Ah, but that's actually what women WANT you to believe.

They always talk about "Oh he's trying too much", while giggling inside when they DO get the attention.

The trick is, to show attention, but to also differentiate yourself from the matter.

Example:

A girl asks "Wanna go see a movie?"

Simple enough question, and to the "wanna hump" people, the answer is "Sure!"

What Your answer should be is; "Well, i've seen a couple over the few weeks, but sure why not."

Now. What happened there is, you show no real interest in the movie itself, especially if there's no speech of WHICH movie, but you show complete interest in the girl, while keeping your interest at a "non interested" level

Also, about burying the hatchet...yes, she might, or she might want to bury it blade first into tris-s' softest spot.

 

[cHodAX]

Don't reply Tris, any communication could lead her into thinking you still have an interest in her. Worst case senario you can always say you lost your mobile or it was nicked and you never got the message.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Don't reply Tris, any communication could lead her into thinking you still have an interest in her. Worst case senario you can always say you lost your mobile or it was nicked and you never got the message.

Actually that's a tell-tale lie, trust me, been there

A good one is that you had to change your operator due to the old one being a company paid line.

Shame that the new sim card didn't go with the old one and you lost most of your numbers

 

[DocWolfe]

Don't reply Tris, any communication could lead her into thinking you still have an interest in her. Worst case senario you can always say you lost your mobile or it was nicked and you never got the message.

While talking she calls your phone and the ring ring from your pocket gives away the fact that it's a blatent lie.

 

[DocWolfe]

And I don't think one message to you asking "how are you doing?" could be considered stalking.

 

[tris-]

i havent told you the full story yet.

i met her while i was working, got her number bla bla. we went on one date, was pretty cool. we talked about all kinds of shit, watched some trippy cartoons in a pub (the crown, for sharma) did all the kissing shit and went on our way. we go out again and she buys me dinner as i bought her a couple pints. play pool, take the piss out of people its all good.

two days later she asks if we are now in a relationship, no ofc not i tell her then the constant texting stops and we dont speak for weeks. near the end of my holiday she asks if im back yet, by this point i hadnt spoke to her for a month. she tryed now and again to contact me then stopped. now suddenly another month on shes back at it.

the point is being missed though. i want someone to determine which path i take, just for the hell of it.

 

[Wonk]

I bet she's disappointed about what you told her, but she still cant get you out of her head. I would text her back if I was you, just so we could get another Tris tale here on FH

also, she may be a good backup gf, just in case you're alone when you hit 60.

 

[Huntingtons]

Hell, Sharma's as bad as me and OD, though me and OD wouldn't need the word "fit" in there

and i dont need any of the words she/her

 

[liloe]

C'mon, everyone is wierd in some way =)) Maybe she's better now =)

 

[Huntingtons]

try her out then, it wont kill you to dump her (hopefully it will kill her tho ;<)

 

[Lamp]

Either say nothing

...or...

"Not too bad, thanks. The doctors reckon lots of people survive haemorhagic fever these days"