The Sniper - Poem written by ME :D Ya gonna love this!

[old.Da_TOAST]

The Sniper

Lurking silently,
In a tower near the sky.
Peering down like a hawk,
At an enemy nearby.

Camouflaged by darkness
He silently waits,
Like a tiger stalking its prey,
There’s no room for mistakes.

A Rifle in his hands
And grenades secured tightly to his belt,
A bullet pierces his skin,
And immediate pain is felt.

He falls to the ground
Not wanting to stand up.
Though it’s so painful,
He must not give up.

Rising to his feet,
He peeks through his scope.
Enemy spotted!
And he is overwhelmed with hope.

Firing a rounds
Again and again,
They whiz through the air
Narrowly missing the footman.

The enemy in motion
And now out of sight,
The sniper activates his night vision
In the dark, starry night.

A blast fired from afar
And the enemy spotted again,
The sniper chambers another bullet
And fires at the Frenchman.

The cry could be heard
From a mile away
The enemy scrambles behind a crate
As if performing ballet.
A grenade is thrown
Towards the perimeter of the crate
A deafening explosion is heard;
A successful cremate.

TOAST

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

I kinda read it.

But my eyes bled.

And now I have to go the local Casualty/ER ward.

(heh, but seriously, it was okay )

 

[S-Gray]

where you nick it from?

 

[old.Da_TOAST]

Originally posted by Super_Gray
where you nick it from?

made it myself, fool!

 

[Tom]

Thats the wankiest piece of prose I've ever had the misfortune to laugh at. It can't be your's, Toast, because there aren't enough grammatical errors.

BTW is this the prelude to you telling us how we should write poetry?

 

[old.Da_TOAST]

Originally posted by tomjeffs
Thats the wankiest piece of prose I've ever had the misfortune to laugh at. It can't be your's, Toast, because there aren't enough grammatical errors.

BTW is this the prelude to you telling us how we should write poetry?

A) I made it myself. Find a 'source' from which i could have copied it from and i will never post anything here again (you wont find one, cuz i did make it).
b) No, its not a prelude to anything. Just general CS discussion. I find it comical how you seem to take everything so far off topic. Makes for some good conversation, i must say.

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

Da_TOAST are you on AOL by any chance ??

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Tommy got out of the wrong side of bed today

Hey when you next filimg stuff d00d? Superbikes I guess?

 

[Tom]

Working this weekend on British Superbikes in Oulton Park, Cheshire, then I'm off to Austria on Wednesday for next F1.

Toast, do you really think anybody here is interested in what you have to say? Maybe if you stopped trying to impress people with your limited intelligence, and patronising posts about how to play cs, then people wouldn't flame you quite so much.

 

[Ch3tan]

I've seen it before, on the Jolt forums I think. I'll check it up later, anything to stop toast ever posting here again.

 

[S-Gray]

Lol Ch3ts, this is gonan get interestin

 

[Moving Target]

The werd's up, yo. Shit

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Dope.

MT in da house.

Ja.

Funboy.

 

[Moving Target]

wha yuo talkin bout, dope dawg?

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Get a room.

 

[old.Da_TOAST]

Originally posted by tomjeffs
Working this weekend on British Superbikes in Oulton Park, Cheshire, then I'm off to Austria on Wednesday for next F1.

Toast, do you really think anybody here is interested in what you have to say? Maybe if you stopped trying to impress people with your limited intelligence, and patronising posts about how to play cs, then people wouldn't flame you quite so much.

First of all, the name of this forum is GENERAL CS Discussion. Im not trying to impress noone, seeing as people such as yourself arent worth my time. At least my articles get replies! nobody gives a shit about your articles, cuz you have nothing RELEVANT to say.

 

[old.Da_TOAST]

Originally posted by Mr Crapini
Da_TOAST are you on AOL by any chance ??

Yeh, i got AOL. Why? i think my SN is xX0TOAST0Xx the 0s being zeroes. but i havent used the program in a long time.

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by Da_TOAST


First of all, the name of this forum is GENERAL CS Discussion. Im not trying to impress noone, seeing as people such as yourself arent worth my time. At least my articles get replies! nobody gives a shit about your articles, cuz you have nothing RELEVANT to say.

Relevant to whom? If I am not worth your time, just ignore me, like we all ignore you.

 

[S-Gray]

Originally posted by Da_TOAST


First of all, the name of this forum is GENERAL CS Discussion. Im not trying to impress noone, seeing as people such as yourself arent worth my time. At least my articles get replies! nobody gives a shit about your articles, cuz you have nothing RELEVANT to say.

oooookay...

 

[Me²]

I wrote a poem about a sniper before:

The sniper looked through his scope
He had ginger hair
The warmth in his pants thanks to a fresh fart warmed his cold cheeks
He pulled the trigger and shot a man
And then went home and ate some soup from a homemade bowl

It's better than yours.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Very, erm. Arty.

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

here's 1 from me:

Snipers are blue,
Snipers are green,
the thing about snipers,
is they can't be shot.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

That was poor.

 

[S-Gray]

lol

 

[old.Mr Crapini]

its late.

 

[old.D0LLySh33p]

Not my fault.