The Save Dukat Thread!

[Dukat]

Its 9:20am, I have nothing to do for the next five hours but I'm not supposed to go home

To make things worse I have sandwiches and chocie bars in the fridge, I normally start eating them at around 1ish so I have something to do for the last hour, so it doesnt drag on as much.

The problem is, I'm craving sandwiches and choclate to the point that everythings starting to look like a sandwich or a choclate bar in my office, cartoon style!

I have to resist eating my lunch until lunch time otherwise I'm going to go mental waiting without having anything to eat for the rest of that last hour, but I've got nothing to do

HELP0R ME !!!
(the best suggestions will receive rep and/or cookies!)

 

[tierk]

err start a thread about.....

Meet The Spartans 300 Spoof Trailer - MoviesOnline


I will be happy to entertain all your thoughts for the next five hours!!!

 

[Ezteq]

phone out for pizza!!


and look at pictures of boobies.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Do what i do.

 

[Ezteq]

Do what i do.

order pizza, look at boobies and drink scotch?

 

[Dukat]

err start a thread about.....

Meet The Spartans 300 Spoof Trailer - MoviesOnline


I will be happy to entertain all your thoughts for the next five hours!!!

lol cheers Tierk, but part of my problem is I cant watch videos or use flash stuff on this PC, as its at work, it was built during WW2 at bletchley park and has so much antivirus/antispyware running on it, it takes (literally) 15 minutes to boot up in the mornings, and to top it off its running IE5 with everything turned off, it just about runs FH and wikipedia, most other sites are out

I'm do00omed!!

phone out for pizza!!


and look at pictures of boobies.

Haha Ez, I dont know where you work, but here I dont think I would get away with pr0n As I say I can just about get away with FH and wikipedia haha

Pizza is actually a good idea though, I wonder if they would deliver to my office

 

[old.Tohtori]

look at boobies and drink scotch?

Pfft, you don't know me at all it seems...

No pizza thank you, scotch enough, with some cheese. Why don't you ever listen! You insensitive pig!




I don't call 'em boobies...

 

[Dukat]

Pfft, you don't know me at all.

Why don't you ever listen! You insensitive pig!




I don't call 'em boobies...

bazongas?

 

[old.Tohtori]

bazongas?

No! Argh!

I don't wanna play! *throws toys out the window*

 

[Dukat]

No! Argh!

I don't wanna play! *throws toys out the window*

jugs? melons? puppies? knockers?

Give us a clue!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

well you got it that time, but here's ze clue anyway:

Umm...SFW?

 

[Dukat]

well you got it that time, but here's ze clue anyway:

Umm...SFW?

oh you horrible man! I cant watch videos, not even youtube works on these shoddy pc's

I will watch when I get back home!!

 

[Dukat]

Do what i do.

So apart from pizza scotch and puppies what is it you do?

It better be SFW!!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

oh you horrible man! I cant watch videos, not even youtube works on these shoddy pc's

Just for you, they are called puppies!

So apart from pizza scotch and puppies what is it you do?

It better be SFW!!!

Act like i work really, really goodlookin...i mean...intensively and browse freddies.

 

[pikeh]

doodle!

pen + paper is all i need

either that or make paper airplanes.

or drink stupid amounts of coffee so anything seems like fun.

 

[Dukat]

Urg one hour down! four to go!

Good idea pikeh, I'll doodle and scan them in later so everyone can see!

 

[tierk]

Whats the time count now??

 

[Dukat]

1 hour to go!! but its ok now, Its 13:02 and I'm already through my pot noodle and have eaten 5 of my 6 sandwiches so I'm happy now!

1 sandwich and two snickers left, normally being bored on an empty stomach is better so hopefully the next hour should go faster

after 14:00 I work in a lab but theres rarely 5 seconds to spare in there, so its much better

Thank you all for posting! you have almost certainly saved me from a fate worse than death!

 

[tris-]

keep pressing the random article button wikipedia, and read the random articles ofc!

 

[Dukat]

keep pressing the random article button wikipedia, and read the random articles ofc!

haha so thats where I've been going wrong!!

 

[tris-]

failing that, deface a load of articles with funny words!

 

[Dukat]

failing that, deface a load of articles with funny words!

rofl, just change every other word to "blag"

Blag was also blag for blag a blaggedy blag of Box Office Blag that was once blagged on blag.

Aside from Blag the movie Blag & Blag, he also blagged in blag & blag The Series as well as blaggy blag which were blagged on blag.

He also blags a sister by the name of blaggy blag. She is also involved in blag

 

[Dukat]

normally being bored on an empty stomach is better so hopefully the next hour should go faster

I meant full stomach, uff, I was eating whilst typing this hour is going much faster!!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Umm...just a point i'd like to ask...

6 sandwiches and 3 snickers bars?!?! Who do you think you are, Gamah?

Oh and also, why is my puppy picture not appreciated?!

 

[Eeben]

40 mins left! im so tired today havent been sleeping very good last few night and have to get up at 4.55 cet!

 

[Ezteq]

hehehe well i thought that puppy video kicked butt lol especially when the little old lady did her bit and got her fried eggs out, classic!


btw i worked my 3.5 hrs today and had pizza for lunch...there was no scotch but i did give myself a boob graze while eating an anchovy, so wayhay!

 

[Dukat]

Umm...just a point i'd like to ask...

6 sandwiches and 3 snickers bars?!?! Who do you think you are, Gamah?

Oh and also, why is my puppy picture not appreciated?!

Hehe I'm trying to put on weight and failing miserably, need to be eating more protein really but I'm trying to just eat more of everything, 3 nights last week I had steak, and after every dinner meal I have a bowl of icecream (which I happen to dislike - pah!), weight training is kicking my arse at the moment, so I'm just eating as much as possible as often as possible, but instead of not being hungry I just seem to get more hungry the more I eat.

I hope my metabolism doesnt slow down too much, otherwise I'm going to end up in one of these internet meme pictars as one of these human blimps with some lol comment scrawled across my backside!