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Quotes are here to save the day!!
I find most treads mindlessly boring...
Q: Then why do u keep trolling u twat!
A: Sometimes, just sometimes someone comes along and saves the day, by actually being funny...
Iwe taken it opon myself to save ppl some time to actually get some work done, by getting a few "quotes" together, stolen from BW/ VN / private forums and my desk drawer... here goes:
Quote away ppl...
I find most treads mindlessly boring...
Q: Then why do u keep trolling u twat!
A: Sometimes, just sometimes someone comes along and saves the day, by actually being funny...
Iwe taken it opon myself to save ppl some time to actually get some work done, by getting a few "quotes" together, stolen from BW/ VN / private forums and my desk drawer... here goes:
1.
I can see your point, but I still think you´re full of crap.
2.
I don´t know what your problem is, but I´ll bet it´s hard to pronounce.
3.
How about never? Is never good for you?
4.
I see you´ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5.
I´ll try being nicer if you´ll try being smarter.
6.
I´m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
7.
I´m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
8.
I don´t work here. I´m a consultant.
9.
It sounds like English, but i can´t understand a word you´re saying.
10.
Ahhh…I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again…
11.
I like you. You remind me of when I –was young and stupid.
12.
You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
13.
I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don´t give a damn.
14.
I´m already visualizing the cuct tape over your mouth.
15.
I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16.
Thank you. We´re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17.
The fact that no one understands you dosen´t mean youér an artist.
18.
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19.
What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
20.
I´m not being rude. You´re just insignificant.
21.
It´s a thankless job, but I´ve got a lot of karma to burn off
22.
Yes, I am an agent of satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
23.
And your crybaby whiny butt opinion would be…?
24.
Do I look like a people person?
25.
I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
26.
Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
27.
If i throw a stick, will you leave?
28.
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
29.
Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
30.
I´m trying to imagine you with a personality.
31.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
32.
Can I trade this job for what´s behind door #1?
33.
Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
34.
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
35.
Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
36.
How do I set a laser printer to stun?
37.
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
38.
Would you do me a favor? Go drink some lighter fluid.
Quote away ppl...