Photography The Prank Revenge Thread.

[Gwadien]

Okay, so here it goes, as mentioned in the Random Spam thread, someone decided to hide my keys for quite a long period of time, so I promised for a long term spate of regular minor pranks in order to make up for this.

I would like a series of suggestions, practical, if you would, and relatively cheap to conduct.

If you come up with a good idea, I will take it on board, and take step-by-step photos (and maybe a video) of the plan/s in action.

Get to it.

 

[BloodOmen]

take a prt scr of their desktop on laptop or pc and set it as the background - remove all icons on the desktop and disable the taskbar

hide dead seafood of some description in their bedroom, it will stink to high hell after a few days

when they go to sleep put loads of disposable cups on the floor close together filled with water, will take them ages to get out of the room the next day

 

[Fweddy]

Flour in their hair dryer. Always a classic.

 

[TdC]

I would absolutely go for quality over quantity and subtlety over everything. That said, if you can get in her house, fill every single one of her shoes with jelly. Not your own you derty perv, but the stuff you can make. I like lime flavour.

Also: she have any sisters/brothers? Nothing hits better than getting family in on a prank they love that shit. If they're trustworthy. Beware of counter pranks, even if the fun is absoutely tremendous regardless of who hits who.

Also2: record EVERYTHING. The setup of a well executed prank is just as awesome as the prank itself. Once its done...put it up on youtube and earn yourself a bajillion hits.

 

[Deebs]

• Rice in the bed, that pissed me off on my wedding night.
• Remove some fuses from her appliances (not the fridge or freezer)
• Glue her mouse to her mousemat (did this to a guy at work)
• Put tape over her mouse connector and put it in the PC (did this to the same guy above and he spent an hour or so trying to figure out why his mouse was fucked)

 

[TdC]

remember: get enough people in, and you can make magic happen, like sticking all her furniture to the ceiling or something like that.


This one time on Valentines day I filled my gf's entire floor when she was still in student housing with pink balloons that said "I love you <hername>". I mean, I filled it. Her house mates nearly died from laughter helping me out, and I took them down the pub as a reward. All girls btw, so as I saw it everybody won (although all went well I did not get the mad sexxor I had hoped for as the gf was dead tired after many days of workies and while she slept over at my place due to balloon infestation at hers she fell asleep half way through me trying to get her in the mood but that 's another story (I still copped a feel off her sleeping bewbage) (she snored in my ear the whole night) (her housemates throught I was awesome forevermore and made a tradition of high-fiving me) (one of them was really really hot))

 

[Deebs]

fucksake, the forum software broke, <hername> should have shown as Deebs

He did not fill me, he is lying. Bloody EU person.

 

[ileks]

If she has curtains in her room, put some prawns in the bit at the bottom where the fabric is folded over.

Go to the pet shop, buy some of those cricket things they feed the lizards (get loads) and put them in her room (this may escalate the warfare quite a bit).

 

[Deebs]

If she has curtains in her room, put some prawns in the bit at the bottom where the fabric is folded over.

Go to the pet shop, buy some of those cricket things they feed the lizards (get loads) and put them in her room (this may escalate the warfare quite a bit).

The bit at the bottom is sealed, how would he put the prawns in there? (Assume he is naked)

 

[ileks]

That's for Gwad to work out.

 

[Deebs]

That's for Gwad to work out.

He is fucked then.

 

[CorNokZ]

Take a shit in her drawer or tie all her shoes together by the strings really tight!

 

[Lamp]

I like the jello in the shoes one
But be prepared for endless reciprocal revenge attacks

Women can't take practical jokes. They're hard wired not to. Good luck

 

[TdC]

Women can't take practical jokes. They're hard wired not to. Good luck

this is true. the only way to get around is to have massive amounts of sex, and by that I mean you will never be safe again, ever. one day you WILL wake up with one eyebrow shaved off, your cock missing, the dog nailed to your car. you know. things girls get up to.

 

[TdC]

Flour in their hair dryer. Always a classic.

thing with this is, they know right away you can get in their house. that's not so good: imo the best is to use restraint and to escalate as slow as you can.

 

[CorNokZ]

Kidnap her mom!

 

[old.Tohtori]

Put her red wizard ht upside down on a lamp! Seems to drive some people insane.

 

[Gwadien]

Keep them coming, me and my friend are planning to get into her room and lock ourselves in and get up to some fun.

As it stands we're going to;

• Get a glass of water upside down with her keys inside
• Do the screenshot of desktop delete icons etc
• Clingfilm over the toilet

Will speak to the partner in crime to incorporate more ideas.

 

[rynnor]

Dry rice under the bedsheets is a subtle but annoying one.

 

[Bahumat]

Draw swastikas over all of her uni books.

 

[Bahumat]

Poo in condoms and put them in her freezer

 

[Bahumat]

Does she work out and take whey protein shakes etc? If so buy some weight gain bulking powder and add that to her whey. She will gain loads!

 

[Bahumat]

Will be farting like Lamp too

 

[Overdriven]

Does she work out and take whey protein shakes etc? If so buy some weight gain bulking powder and add that to her whey. She will gain loads!

That's fucking sadistic.

 

[Raven]

Put rohypnol in her drink, take her home and take pics.

The look on her face the day after!

*share pics please*

 

[Lamp]

Dry rice under the bedsheets is a subtle but annoying one.

Biscuit crumbs in the bed. Seriously annoying.

 

[Edmond]

Murder her in her sleep, that'll learn the bitch!!!



*i could possibly be having a bad day*

 

[Bahumat]

Send her videos of you banging one out whilst she's asleep

 

[Gwadien]

Send her videos of you banging one out whilst she's asleep

The fuck is with you, Bumhat?!?!

 

[Bahumat]

Just got caught up in the hype of it all!
What about putting your anus against hers and then pooing into her?