The Pope endorses wanking!

[Alliandre]

The Vatican has published a pamphlet called "It's a Sin Not to Do It," in which the Church sanctions masturbation for married women, and urges Catholics to get laid more in general.

This mainly seems to be because of the birth rate being lower than the death rate in most Catholic countries.

Desperate times call for desperate measures?

Link

 

[Scouse]

Just shows the hypocracy of organised religion - especially from the Catholic church....



/edit: Hmmm. must be tired. over harsh with my language

 

[TdC]

big deal. I've been endorsing wanking for years mate

 

[Tom]

Probably something to do with the declining Italian population.

 

[old.user4556]

About time the church modernised some of it's ideals.

 

[Wij]

Probably something to do with the declining Italian population.

/me ducks under Deebs flying tadpole-cloud...

 

[fatbusinessman]

big deal. I've been endorsing wanking for years mate

One word: Holland

 

[GDW]

True, the only place Ive been too that have Wank Pits!!

 

[Turamber]

I may not be 'up' (sic) on all this birds & the bees stuff ... but just how does masturbating increase the birth rate again? *confused*

 

[GDW]

I think you can get pregnant by smelling the stuff.....right??

 

[Trem]

The pope will be endorsing choir boy arse sex next as well. He may as well all his priests do it.

 

[oblimov]

kinda the same reason why the pope said dont use a condom and satan will roast ur balls!

it wasnt coz he gave a shit about god it was all to pump up the numbers of people filling his pockets each week at mass

 

[GDW]

..... the numbers of people filling his pockets each week at mass

They were wanking into his pockets......how bizarre.

 

[TdC]

better than his socks I'm sure oO

 

[~Yuckfou~]

..... the birth rate being lower than the death rate in most Catholic countries.

Back of the net!





Related theory: Convert the African Continent/a large part of eastern europe/the majority of asia, and of course all of the USA to catholic faith, problems solved.

 

[Lester]

I assume you found that by typing "wanking catholics" in Google?

(fyi Wanking Catholics 2 - Return of the Bishop Basher is much better)

 

[Alliandre]

I found it on BoingBoing news.

And the wanking is only allowed by women who's husbands couldn't quite get them "there" while "doing it". I presume this is to make it something to look forward to more for the women.

 

[~Yuckfou~]

The Pope get's a good slagging off in The Times magazine today. Apparently if a husband beats his wife it's her fault :/ Sooner he croaks the better.