the perfect roomie?

[Ormorof]

according to this guy: http://www.golding.ca/maggie/documents/roommate.htm

that means no music, newspapers, magazine, limited TV, no paint, and even restricted dog use!!!

 

[Chilly]

sounds like a fucking mormon. bollocks to that, i'd either have completely converted him to a real lifestyle within a few weeks or murdered him for being a cock

 

[TdC]

hmm I'm under the impression that he'll be in my room in the middle of the night to tell me that my rampant masturbating in the kitchen made him fail to render his chair-fiddling hobby correctly....and I will have to die for it....

 

[Embattle]

Hmm wonder who'll be able to apply with that sort of list.

 

[DaGaffer]

This is a joke surely?

 

[TdC]

nah, that thing about masturbating in the kitchen was perfectly true tbh.

*twitch*

 

[haarewin]

nah, that thing about masturbating in the kitchen was perfectly true tbh.

*twitch*

and dale winton caught you?
*points to avatar*

 

[TdC]

hehe no actually, I've never had to endure getting caught "at it"....of which I'm very glad tbh

 

[old.Tohtori]

hehe no actually, I've never had to endure getting caught "at it"....of which I'm very glad tbh

What about the time on bandcamp? Surely you remember the shameful, yet somewhat amusing, "girlhouse whistle" incident.

 

[TdC]

if I had been there there would have been no whistles needed tbh