The penis thread

Jeros

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OK heres the shiz

Does anyone else have this thing where they morning hard on seems a dam sight bigger than there normal hard on?

I would not normally post something like this but with the shitting in the shower thread i realised there is a point beyond rock bottom :D
 

Shagrat

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I think FHOT passed the rock bottom point a looooong time ago :)

and on the morning twinky subject, I do agree. Its weird..
 

Bugz

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Lamp you didn't read the thread again did you? ;)

This is becoming a very bad habit.
 

Wonk

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Hey Bugz. At one time all sheep were wild. Around 10,000 BC sheep were domesticated by the humans. Most of the wool breeds of sheep were developed from Moulfan sheep. Most of the hair breeds are similar to the Urial sheep of ancient times. Prior to domesticating sheep, the dog and reindeer were domesticated.
 

Bugz

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See Lamp - take note of Wonk.

He stays on-topic, without straying into the mindless abyss of stating crap that can only be retorted with /care and /olol.
 

CorNokZ

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Don't worry mate.. I also once got a major boner when I danced with a pretty lass

 

old.Tohtori

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Aye, this be quite average for a thread around here. Hell, we got the size thing already out of the way.

Noone has posted an impotence thread though, which seems healthy for such a deviant crew ;)

By the by...that ain't a proper lass...THIS is a proper lass!

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No red, no lass! :eek:
 

leviathane

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I'm loving the red heads atm, dunno what it is but finding em velly sexeh.
 

tris-

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Don't worry mate.. I also once got a major boner when I danced with a pretty lass


that did actually happen to me many times, but i didnt really care.
one girl managed to somehow get it between her bum cheeks and dance on it, through clothes that is.

a boner is a boner, its just as natural as taking a shit or eating a sandwhich. you shouldnt hide it.
 

Mey

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Fuck that! she'd be minging with a tan.

Love the redheads at the minute also.
 

crispy

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that did actually happen to me many times, but i didnt really care.
one girl managed to somehow get it between her bum cheeks and dance on it, through clothes that is.

a boner is a boner, its just as natural as taking a shit or eating a sandwhich. you shouldnt hide it.

Sure, but you dont take a shit on the dancefloor :)
 

Ezteq

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OK heres the shiz

Does anyone else have this thing where they morning hard on seems a dam sight bigger than there normal hard on?

I would not normally post something like this but with the shitting in the shower thread i realised there is a point beyond rock bottom :D

fell asleep with your contacts in again did ya?


btw <3 @ lovin' redheads comments, we need lovin!
 

Binky the Bomb

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I'm kind of glad that I don't have as powerful an erection during the rest of the day. Elevator doors will close, automatic doors wont open 2 minutes "before" you arrive, you don't lock up the brakes when driving a car, and your not asked to hang a flag on it.
 

Binky the Bomb

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And as long as your not pitching a tent with it. Cos then you'd have to have friends tie down the dges of the canvas... and that would be awkward.
 

Urgluf

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morning wood + morning pee

its such a bad combination :(
 

Lamp

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Lake Baikal is the deepest lake in the world.
 

Laddey

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Don't worry mate.. I also once got a major boner when I danced with a pretty lass


lol. We spiked my mate with 2 viagras for his 20th birthday, he said he was walking around the club with a massive lob on like this bloke!

The birds where poll dancing on his cizock.
 

old.Tohtori

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lol. We spiked my mate with 2 viagras for his 20th birthday, he said he was walking around the club with a massive lob on like this bloke!

The birds where poll dancing on his cizock.

Must be experts to handle a AA battery like a strip-pole.

Friend of forumite burn five! *lifts hand*
 

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