The only funny link?

[Summo]

I had to share this with you as it has consistantly made me laugh over and over. It's just too bizarre and... random.

The Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator

Awesome!

 

[Ch3tan]

Jesus i dont believe I just wasted 4 minutes of my...oh wait it was funny, if old.

 

[Frizz]

Vin Diesel once slapped Kareem Abdul Jabar in the face. They both cried afterwards.

PS. Summo needs to post more. The big MX-5 driving hairdresser.

 

[Sar]

Fuck me! Summo!

Where the feck have you been ya big girl!

 

[Panda On Smack]

Yay for Summo!

 

[fatbusinessman]

Fuck me! Summo!

Be careful what you wish for...

 

[Wij]

I enjoyed this one.

"Every time Vin Diesel masturbates, god creates a kitten."

Elo Robin

 

[leggy]

I love this:

Vin Diesel likes to compare himself to a little beetle. 'I am less shiny than you, beetle. But I am much bigger.'

So much it is now my sig.

 

[leggy]

Proof that this was created by nerdlings:

'All Your Vin Diesel Are Belong To Us'

 

[Summo]

Heh. Yeah. Another says "Vin Diesel is broadcasting an IP address."

 

[SilverHood]

All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.

 

[leggy]

All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.

Yeah I kinda fucked up that quote.

I forgot to copy it and thought I could remember it by the time forum loaded. wrong.

 

[Krazeh]

This has to be the best fact:

Vin Diesel was once asked if he believed in the idea of reincarnation. His response was simply "I used to be a plate of pancakes."

 

[old.Tohtori]

Gotta love it...

Vin Diesel once took a dump. That dump is what we now call North Dakota.