The News This Morning....

[Testin da Cable]

read in 'Metro' :


Gaming makes you smart

 

[Wij]

sure that didn't read 'Fart' ??

 

[old.Anatoly]

Was in the Guardian at the weekend as well.

So it must be true

 

[*Kornholio*]

Great

 

[Testin da Cable]

heh don't believe everything you read

 

[haggisman]

if thats true then i must really not play games a lot. damn stupidity!

 

[dazzl]

I must be a bloody GOD! then.


(don`t believe anything you hear and only half of what you see..)

 

[Embattle]

Well I enjoyed the newspapers because Pamela Anderson and Liz were all over them

 

[dazzl]

Don`t you mean their heaving cleavages were all over them.

 

[Embattle]

What else?

 

[haggisman]

depends what newpaper you read some have clothes, some have cleavage and some go nude.

 

[Embattle]

They had clothes on

 

[Testin da Cable]

Todays useless trivia:

London has the most expensive hotel rooms in europe

 

[Wazzerphuk]

This thread is almost as pointless as the "Moo" one...

 

[*Kornholio*]

No, not yet...

 

[Wij]

But you're working on it I see

 

[Embattle]

Of course.

 

[Testin da Cable]

as it's my day off, I havn't managed to read the utterly shite free commuters papers a la 'metro' and it's fellow rags. perhaps someone else can contribute

 

[Wij]

What's your excuse for being here if ur off work then ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I've been tricked into waiting for a package the postie said he'll be delivering between 9 and 5.
as it is now 14:36 dutch time and I still don't have it j00 can imagine I am right pissed

 

[Testin da Cable]

resurection

I had to post this one:

read in metro:

'shrimp are more virile when they're stoned'


oh please =P

 

[*Kornholio*]

How would they know ?? I mean, is there actually someone who's paid to hold shrimps at gun-point and force 'em to smoke huge great big spliffs & shag other shrimps ??

 

[Testin da Cable]

now you know where all those millions in research budgets go

 

[old.Rostam]

I have seen their order form:
2 shrimps
2 tonnes of Marijuana

hmm I think accounts need to pay more attntion to these froms.
I wanna work for that company.

 

[old.Mikey]

In that case I must dig out my copy of Red Alert 2!! Particularly considering I haven't played it yet. Only had it since November last year....



Mikey out!!

 

[*Kornholio*]

Originally posted by Mikey
In that case I must dig out my copy of Red Alert 2!! Particularly considering I haven't played it yet. Only had it since November last year....

Um... what's that got to do with shrimps & spliffs ?? that what you eat & smoke when playing RA ?

 

[Testin da Cable]

I wonder what would happen if you actually ate a THC infused shrimp? Would it make you h|gh? I guess so
But I remember the news article mentioning ster0ids so the shrimp will prolly be 6" tall, weigh 250lbs and have very small cocks.

 

[*Kornholio*]

Yeah, and beat the living crap outta you unless you keep the spliff supply up

 

[old.Rostam]

Can't be fun if eating the shrimp on steroid gave you upset stomoch.
*The runs*
Just as well I dont eat sea food.

 

[*Kornholio*]

Yeah, so you get stoned, and the shits... giggle your ass off... literally