The New Nerf Campaign..

[Murcalumis]

That's right, it's time for a campaign.. or a protest if you will. This protest will require dresses to be worn at all times, and a general high level of fuss to be kicked up.

I'm sure it has come to most of your attentions that there are some Mercenaries in our realm. They might often be seen running around saying things like 'I'll tank', 'WAZZAMATTA, got sand in your eyes? Well now you do!' or 'I can pull'.

The last one is the problem. They have a very overpowered weapon here; the shortbow. It's amazingly good. Better than the crossbow, even. So I therefor call for a nerf to the shortbow for being uber, and perhaps a nerf to the whole class just because they had a shortbow for all this time. Time to put them back in their place, I think.

Now, one and all, put on your dresses, and start a bit of disgruntled moaning! Rar! <kicks up a fuss>

 

[SilverHood]

 

[Murcalumis]

No space for cows in this campaign, Sonny.

<gets back to work> Bah, this is boring.. must spam the forums some more!

 

[old.windforce]

nerf cows

 

[Murcalumis]

Stop spamming my spam otherwise I'll just have to go and work, and I don't want to do that!

 

[krait]

Yet another bored level50.

 

[Murcalumis]

Bah! I wouldn't be bored if I wasn't working!

 

[old.Charonel]

hehe, my minstrel had just reached lvl 3 during my xp session last night when some purple con guy ran past wearing full red...

anyway, i clicked on him out of curiosity and it said he was a mercenary. took me ages to stop laughing

:touch: :whip:

 

[old.Hendrick]

WAZZAMATTA are you jealous or what? PH34r TEH MINI-BOW of 3l3373ness.

 

[Nala Lionne]

I still think my nerf thread is better

 

[Murcalumis]

No, it was |_4/\/\z0rz.

And Hendrick, you and your lame little over-powered shortbow meant you almost beat me to 50. But I'm just soooooo good, that you being uber dosen't mean I won't beat you.

 

[Galatea]

Bah, beat you both

 

[Murcalumis]

Yeah, but you're overpowered with that cloth armour. Nerf Wizzies!

 

[Levin the Blue]

Nerf everyone but Theurgists!!!!!