The money has nothing to do with it

[Sar]

Ahh.

Well that's what you get for having a craving for puck in the middle of a game

 

[Summo]

Originally posted by Suicide121
Yeh, but i got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and i'm off for the day

Good story!

 

[suicide121]

If you think i'm lying then your wrong, it took two huge chunks out of my mouth and it stings like hell

 

[xenon2000]

Jordan, 23, is also negotiating possible TV coverage. Her preferred company is Endemol, the force behind Channel 4's Big Brother.

That really doesn't surprise me. All they want is a glimpse of her cunt anyway

 

[inqy]

I had the misfortune of being whacked in the face with a hockey stick when I was at school (many years ago :/ ). Hurt like hell but I was back the next day, a few teeth less and bruised like a manky piece of fruit.

 

[Sar]

I remember I smashed a cricket ball into someones face when playing cricket one day in school (my grammar school was posh, well tried to be posh, and went for Cricket & Rugby rather than football ffs). I was back at school next day right as rain

Kids these days are made of less sterner stuff than us Inq

 

[inqy]

doesn't jordan always pop em out, what's new?

there's plenty of crabby cunts on the net already, without paying for jordan's.

uke:

 

[inqy]

oooh cricket balls. sheesh! :/

I remember one of my mates got knocked unconscious when a cricket ball hit him straight in the side of the head. He was near the wicket keeper. 1st slip or summit?

Well he was ok after a trip to hospital. Scared the shit out of everyone. :/

 

[mr.Blacky]

I always heared that giving birth hurts (never will know thank god) so how can she say that she wants to share all the joy? me gets very confused.......... can only think of ............... uhmmmm what was i going to do again hmmmmm oh well at least i have a beer



oh and i dont want to share that joy

 

[mr.Blacky]

ohh and saw in a post about Endemol its a dutch company and here they were complaining how tacky and ugly tv had become and that they wanted to do nice things to educate people rofl

 

[suicide121]

Originally posted by Sar
I remember I smashed a cricket ball into someones face when playing cricket one day in school (my grammar school was posh, well tried to be posh, and went for Cricket & Rugby rather than football ffs). I was back at school next day right as rain

Kids these days are made of less sterner stuff than us Inq

The amount of times i got hit with cricket balls at fall pelt in my left eye, playing as wicket keeper I lost count, but this mouth is a bit more serious than that

 

[mr.Blacky]

uhmmm why play cricket then
hit with a cricket ball = pain
hit with a football = no pain

 

[suicide121]

I play for a cricket club in the summer and pla for a football club all thru winter