The missing tapes

[Job]

Back around 1986 me and my mates were in possesion of a set of the most hi-larious and mildly rascist tapes involving a group of northerners ringing up people of Pakistani descent and winding them up.
Are these tapes widely known? Can't find nuthing on the nets and they are
timeless classics.
Includes:
I cant afford a CB so I'm using the phone instead.
Your son has been caught masturbating on the town hall steps.
The fiat 500 you are selling, has it got razor wheels on the back?
The Yamaha organ you are selling, has it got an MOT?
The electric fire you are selling, could you leave it plugged in through your letterbox so I could try it out on the way to work?
Your husband is here drunk and his greasy hair is ruining my carpet.
You kicked my dog.
The puppies you are selling, do they come with chips?


This ring a bell?

 

[Chronictank]

the kick my dog one was fake , i am sure it is still on youtube

 

[Job]

The tape we had was like 10 years before this, so I guess they must have been big enough to be copied, we're talking using a rotary dial phone to make the calls.

 

[Jeros]

The tape we had was like 10 years before this, so I guess they must have been big enough to be copied, we're talking using a rotary dial phone to make the calls.

A do what now?

 

[Job]

A do what now?

Oh yes baby, as loop disconnect (used to be a software writer for BT) it still works by the way, you can dial numbers by shorting out the line, nine times for nine etc..

 

[Zenith.UK]

Sounds like the wind-ups that Steve Penk used to do on Key103 in the early 1990's.

"My name? It's Mr Woodchef"
"Ok Mr Woodchef"
"Please, call me Ken".