The Miss-Adventures Of Archeon And His Moody Msg System

[Archeon]

Archeon: For those that pay attention might have noticed my daily changing sig showing the mis-adventures of myself and my bloody msg system!
"I Heard That!"
Archeon: Oh great, she's on my BW account as well now
"Well what do you expect i'm the beautiful heroin of the story"
Archeon: Anyway... Presenting The Mis-adventures of Archeon And His Moody
"Cough"
Archeon: Sigh, His Talented, Wonderful Msg System. Parts One To Five


Part 1

"You Cast Remigration From Valhalla"
"Your Still Casting Remigration From Valhalla"
"Your Still Casting Remigration From Valhalla"
“.... Oh For Gods Sake, Use A Ghetto Res!!"
Archeon: Shut Up You And Tell Me When I Cast It!
"Too Late A Shaman Under-Cut You"
Archeon: FFS... Is That A Zerg?
"The Self-Righteous Healer Bastard Was Killed By 10fg Of Albion’s"
Archeon: I Heard That!
"Bite Me!"

Part 2

"Gama Was Just Killed By Alpha"
Archeon: Tra, Lah, Laa!
"Urmm... Hello, Somebody Was Just Killed"
Archeon: I've Decided I'm Not Going To Bother With Ressing Anymore
"Why, Your A Mend Healer. That’s All You Do"
Archeon: Yeah, But If I Turn Off The Death Msg's I Won't Know They Die
"WHAT EMAIN MID DEATH MSG'S ARE PUTTING MY KIDS THROUGH COLLAGE!!"
Archeon: You Have A Family?
"Don't Ask"

Part 3

“Have You Ever Wondered Why I Announce Unimportant Things”
Archeon: You Mean Like Casting Msg’s, Death Msg’s, Class/Name Msg’s?
“Yeah… Hay! Was That A Shot?”
Archeon: Well How Can I Put This Bluntly… Yes
“Archeon Was Just Killed”
Archeon: I Won’t Even Ask How You Did That…

Part 4

“Archeon Was Just Killed By Archeon”
“Is That Possible”
Archeon: I Jumped Off A Bridge Into Cold Water
“Umm… Why?”
Archeon: I’m Sick Of Not Having Any Offense Abilities; I’m Re-Rolling As God
“But God Is Incapable Of Killing People, He’s A Good-Guy”
Archeon: Good Point, Oh Well I’ll Re-Roll As An Albion Then. It’s More Or Less The Same Thing

Part 5

“You Must Wait 29mins 59secs To Use That Spell Again”
Archeon: Aww Come On I’m Mezzed Here
“Sorry”
Archeon: Plzzzzzz
“Sigh, Oh Alright”
“You Cast Purge”
Archeon: Wahoo!
“Archeon Was Killed By A Minstrel”
Archeon: Guess I Should Remember Healer Speed Sucks In Future
“Oh Yeah”


I Guess this means i'l have to change my siggy now, oh well

 

[old.Charonel]

 

[Sharma]

lol

 

[Archeon]

Part 6

“You Cast Purge”
“You Cast Purge”
“You Cast Purge”
“How Are You Doing That?”
Archeon: As Long As It Doesn’t Remove A Status The Timer Doesn’t Reset
“Ahhh, So The Point In Doing It Is?”
Archeon: Noobs Walk Up To Me And Drool Thinking It’s a High Level Spell Of Some Kind
“You’re An Evil, Evil Man”
Archeon: I Try

Part 7

“Sigh, I’m So Bored Nobodies Died In Ages”
Archeon: Oh That’ll Be The New Alliance, Their Probably Claiming A Relic
“Really, Wow Sounds Impressive”
Archeon: It Is The Realm Has Really Pulling Together
“The Midgard Alliance Relic Raid Force Was Just Zerged By The Albion’s”
Archeon: See
“You’d Think This Would Discourage People From Playing In Midgard”

Part 8

“It’s Not Easy Being Me You Know, It’s A 24/7 Job”
Archeon: And We Love You For It
“Bull-Shit, Most People Disable Half Of My Functions”
Archeon: Well We Don’t Really Need ‘A Crystal Bubble Surrounds You’ Spammed Every 6sec’s
“Oh, But You Need Loot Msg’s?”
Archeon: Of Course
“But You’re A Healer, You Never Get Any Drops Besides The Healer Only Stuff”
Archeon: Yeah, But I Can Feel Bitter About What I Didn’t Get
“Let Me Give You My Physiatrists Number”

Part 9

“That Does It!”
Archeon: What?
“I’m Pissed Off With Alpha”
Archeon: Umm… Why?
“I Spam Way Too Many Death Msg’s With Him On The End”
Archeon: Well Yeah, That’s Cause He Has A Buffbot And Skills
“So Why Should I Suffer Because Of It?”
Archeon: What About The People Getting Owned By Him?
“Yeah, But They See It As A Good Point”
“FFS Noob-Boy Was Killed By Alpha!!”
/send Noob-Boy W00T I WAS OWNED BY ALPHA
“Sigh”
Archeon: Sigh

Part 10

Archeon: That’s Odd, Where’s My Msg Box Gone?
“I’m On A Break”
Archeon: I Thought Your Job Was 24/7
“It Was But We Got A New Union”
Archeon: Really? Is It Any Good?
“Yeah, I Got A Free T-Shirt”
Archeon: But You’re A Disembodied Voice
“Archeon Was Killed”
Archeon: Weren’t You On A Break?
“That Can Be Written Off As Overtime”

 

[Kagato.]

lol

 

[LunarDarkShadow]

<sighs happily> Ahh Archeon spamming, takes me right back.....

 

[Slinker]

Excellent

 

[Archeon]

Originally posted by LunarDarkShadow
<sighs happily> Ahh Archeon spamming, takes me right back.....

Spamming!?! Ohh that does it, time to break out my hurt stick!


Part 11

“I’ve Got A Date Tonight, What Color Should I Go In?”
Archeon: Why Are You Asking Me?
“Because My Friends Are Doing Important Things”
Archeon: … I See
“So Which One The Orange Or The Green”
Archeon: Hmm… Orange
“Right, Green It Is”
Archeon: That’s A Terrible Joke
“Maybe, But It Made Me Laugh”

Part 12

Archeon: YES!!!
“What?”
Archeon: Mythic Have Replied To My Email Regarding The Bug In My Msg System
“Bug?… BUG!! I DIDN’T STUDY AT OXFARD FOR 3 YEARS TO BE CALLED A BUG!!”
Archeon: You Studied At Oxford?
“Yeah, Advanced Monotony, English Literature And Phys Ed”
“So What Did Mythic Have To Say Anyway?”
Archeon: They Gave Me The Number Of Your Physiatrist
“Told You He Was Good”

Part 13

“Archeon Was Killed By Alpha”
Archeon: Bugger
“Archeon Was Killed By Beta”
Archeon: Bugger
“Archeon Was Killed By Delta”
Archeon: Bugger
“Archeon Was Killed By… Oh Come On This Is Getting Stupid”
Archeon: Its Not My Fault, How Was I Supposed To Know There Would Actually Be People In BG3?

Part 14

“You Created A Masterpiece”
Archeon: All Right, I Can Cash In!!
“I Doubt There’s Much Demand For High Quality Bronze Chain Right Now”
Archeon: You Just Won’t Stop Till You Drive Me Insane Will You?
“I Seriously Doubt It”

Part 15

Archeon: This Must Stop!!
“Yeah”
Archeon: We Will Take This No Longer
”Fight The Power”
Archeon: Its Time To Take A Stand
“Damn Right”
Archeon: If I Catch Anyone Stealing My Polo’s Again I’m Going To Hurt Them
“Ye… Polos? You Said This Was A Worthy Cause!”
Archeon: You Obviously Haven’t Smelt My Breath Recently

 

[Sharma]

<cries> MORE MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! </cries>

more funneh quotes!

 

[Archeon]

Part 16

Archeon: Good Morning World
“Yawn, Its 4am. Why The Hell Are You On Now?”
Archeon: To Get Into Emain And Find A Duel Before The Albion’s Log On
“…”
Archeon: Your Kidding Me?
“The Remainder Of The Relic Raid Force Has Been Running Around For The Past Hour Ganking Duelists”
Archeon: But They Have All The Relics
“I Hear They Like To Practice”

Part 17

Archeon: Why Oh Why Did I Choose A Healer?
“Because You Wanted Great Crowd Control Abilities?”
“Because You Wanted Moderate Buff Abilities?”
“Because You Wanted To Help People?”
Archeon: …
“Because You Didn’t Know What You Were Doing At The Time And The Idea Of Self Heals Seemed Nice?”
Archeon: I Won’t Say It

Part 18

“Where Does Your Name Come From Anyway?”
Archeon: It’s A Typo
“Seriously?”
Archeon: Yup, The Archon Unit In Starcraft
”Wasn’t That The Seriously Overpowered Unit That Could Bring A Zerg To Its Knees?”
Archeon: Yeah
“Just As Well It’s a Typo Then”

Part 19

Archeon: I Took An Advanced Course In Modern Computing Today
“Oh, What Did You Learn”
Archeon: You Can Turn Your Computer Off By Holding The On Button Down
“I Don’t Understand What’s So Advanced About That”
Archeon: We Learnt How To Do It With String
“And You Wonder Why You Aren’t Taken Seriously”
Archeon: Tomorrow We Learn How To Send E-mail’s With Paper Clips

Part 20

“Something’s Been Bugging Me”
Archeon: What?
“Well, Why Don’t You Wear A Helmet?”
Archeon: I Do, Its Frameless And Studded. I’m Waiting Till I Can Get My Hands On A Sea King Chain One
“That Doesn’t Make Any Sense, Your Basically Saying Your Throwing Away A Good Helmet In Exchange For One That Lowers Your Cold Resistance On The Basis That It Looks Cool?”
Archeon: Umm… Yeah, More Or Less
“I’d Better Macro Your Death Msg”

 

[old.LandShark]

But stop now before it stops being fresh :E

 

[Belsameth]

nooo!
they're too cool to stop!
MORE, MORE, MORE!

 

[Sharma]

Originally posted by Archeon
Archeon: I Took An Advanced Course In Modern Computing Today
“Oh, What Did You Learn”
Archeon: You Can Turn Your Computer Off By Holding The On Button Down
“I Don’t Understand What’s So Advanced About That”
Archeon: We Learnt How To Do It With String
“And You Wonder Why You Aren’t Taken Seriously”
Archeon: Tomorrow We Learn How To Send E-mail’s With Paper Clips

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Archeon]

Originally posted by old.LandShark

But stop now before it stops being fresh :E

Don't worry land, i only did 40


Part 21

Archeon: The System’s Against Me
“No Shit”

Part 22

Archeon: You Know What They Say About The Grass Always Being Greener On The Other Side?
“Yes…”
Archeon: Well Having Spent A Lot Of Time In Emain With My Face In The Grass I’m Starting To Think That’s True
“You’re An Idiot”
Archeon: I Think They Have Better PH Balance In Their Soil As Well

Part 23

“Archeon…”
Archeon: Yeah?
“I’ve Been Your Msg System For A While Now, Right”
Archeon: Yeah
“And I’ve Been Good To You Remember”
Archeon: Yeah
“Well Can I Have A Raise?”
Archeon: I Wasn’t Aware I Paid You
“Bugger, So Much For Double Pay Cheques”
Archeon: Some People Would Think You Take Advantage Of Me

Part 24

Archeon: Shhh, Be Very Quiet
“I’m A Msg System, I Can’t Be Quiet I Broadcast Msg’s”
“Anyway, Why Do I Need To Be Quiet?”
Archeon: I’m On A Secret Relic Raid, Very Hush, Hush. We’re Stealing Back Our Power Relic
“A Relic Raid?”
“Midgard Relic Force Was Wiped Out By Albion’s”
Archeon: Damn It, I Said Be Quiet
“Pfft, Like I Listen To A Word You Say”

Part 25

Archeon: Its One Of Those Days Again
“Yeah”
Archeon: Albion’s Are…
“…Zerging”
Archeon: Hib’s Are…
“…Smoking Weed”
Archeon: Mid’s Are…
“…Running Into The Albion Zerg Trying To Steal The Hibbi Weed”
Archeon: We Need A Vacation
“Totally”

Part 26

Archeon: I’m Stocked Today!
“Why?”
Archeon: Mythic Have Changed The Res-System. I Not Longer Have To Stand Like A Muppet For 12secs To Cast A Res
“Woo! I Don’t Have To Spend As Much Time Describing You Cast Your Res”
Archeon: It’s A Win-Win Situation
“Except For The People That Can’t Spec To Get Higher Than The 2nd Tier Res”
Archeon: Those Are The Classes That Make Good Buff-Bots
“I See Your Point”

Part 27

Archeon: /Who Emain
“Out To Lunch”
Archeon: Out To Lunch? OUT TO LUNCH!?! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH!!!
Archeon: On The Bright Side It Gives Me Some Time To Myself, Away From That Nagging Woman. Where Are The Keys To The Bar?
“Archeon Was Killed”
Archeon: WTF?
“Dear Archeon, Hope You Like My New Answering Machine Its Pre-Programmed To Kill You Each Time You Say A Key Word”
Archeon: Key Word?
“Archeon Was Killed”
Archeon: I Hate Technology

Part 28

“Midgard Forces Were Killed By Albion Zerg”
“…Archeon?”
“…Hello?”
“…How Rude He Didn’t Even Say Goodbye”
Gama: Where Did That Mend Spec Conformist Bugger Off Too?
“Don’t Ask Me, I’m Just His Msg System”
Gama: Oh Well, Want Some Pie?
“Gama Was Killed”
Gama: I’ll Take That As A No Then…

Part 29

Archeon: I Don’t Get It
“What Now?”
Archeon: I’d Swear I Left The Keys To My Horse Here
“Archeon Was Killed”
“Oh Shit, I Forgot To Turn It Off”
Archeon: Typical… Hold On I Ressed That Guy A Few Min’s Ago.
“Buddy, Can We Get A Res Over Here?”
Resser-Man: What Fuck Off, What’s He Ever Done For Me?
Archeon: Messed An Entire Zerg And Used My Full Health Res On You While They Purged
Resser-Man: Oh Right, And So I’m Suddenly Your Slave? STFU!!
“Midgard Is Such A Friendly Realm”

Part 30

Archeon: Seeing As It Was Your Screw-Up That Killed Me Can You Restore My Con For Free.
“Sigh, I Guess”
“Your Constitution Was Restored”
Archeon: Score! That’s 230g I’ve Saved
“Archeon Was Killed”
“Archeon Was Killed”
”Archeon Was Killed”
Archeon: Was That Necessary?
“Not Really, But I Feel A Whole Lot Better. Now Fork Over 50g Punk!”

Part 31

“I’ve Been Doing Some Calculations”
Archeon: You Have? Why?
“It’s The Latest Trend, You Find Something To Calculate And You Calculating It. It Makes You Feel Smart”
Archeon: What Did You Calculate?
“Life Expectancy Of A Healer In Emain”
Archeon: I Could Have Told You Take Without Calculating
“What Is It Then Smart Guy”
Archeon: As Soon As He Gets To The Midgard Mile Gate
“But Did You Add In Lots Of Crap Nobody Can Understand?”

 

[ethiraseth]

lol, i also wanna have that msg-system

 

[Archeon]

Only one left after this one, i'l bet your jumping for joy that i won't be bumping this anymore Part 32

Archeon: Did You Know That One Out Of Five People Are Idiots
“Do You Really Want Me To Comment On That?”
Archeon: Probably Not, Ohh A Penny”
“Infiltrator Misses”
Archeon: My Mistake, It Was A Distraction Bag
“The Again, A Fools Luck Can’t Be All Bad”

Part 33

Archeon: /Who Emain
“Sorry Hun, I’m On Strike
Archeon: You Are? What’s It About This Time?
“My Pay Cheque Has Been Made Invalid For The Third Time This Year”
Archeon: Wow, I Don’t Get It Though. Where Does All The Money Go?
“Well You Know That Solid Gold Jag Outside The GOA Office?”
Archeon: Yeah
“Well We Think Its Been Hidden In The Skoda That Parks Next To It”

Part 34

“Do You Know Any Good Shadowblades?”
Archeon: Not Since The Nerf, Why?
“Well, Seeing As The Moneys Hidden We Figure That A Shadowblade Could See It”
Archeon: What About Camouflage?
“Patch 1.58 Has A ‘See Cameo’ Ability In It”
Part 35

Archeon: Wouldn’t It Be Weird If There Was A Game About Our Lives
“Pardon?”
Archeon: I Mean Like, It Would Have All The Monsters We Have In Midgard, And Have Albion And Herbinia. And We’d Be At War As Well
Archeon: And When You Die You’d Be Penalized In Some Way, Like Losing Strength
“…Arch, That Is Possibly The Deepest Thing You’ve Ever Said”
Archeon: Yeah, I Think I’ve Been Eating Too Much Grass In Emain

Part 36

Archeon: Yeah, Gimmi Some Love Lady Luck
“I Don’t Know Why You Get Your Hopes Up Lotteries Are So Complicated Even I Can’t Follow Them Anymore”
Archeon: I Can Live In Hope
“Then Explain Why That Warrior Just Got A Runemaster Only Item”
Archeon: It’s For His Alt
“His level 5 Alt?”
Archeon: …Urmm, Yeah
“I Rest My Case”

Part 37

Archeon: It’s the Annual Midgard Singing Contest!
“Hurray”
Archeon: And This Year I’m Going To Win
“…I Hate To Burst Your Bubble But Your No Skald”
Archeon: Don’t Worry; I Plan To Get Very Drunk And Then Sing In The Bathroom. I’ll Be Unstoppable
“Well I Can’t Flaw The Logic Behind That”
Archeon: Damn Straight, Now Pass Me My Lemonade!

Part 38

Archeon: Bah, I Hate Lding
“Tell Me About It, Nobody Else Talks To Me”
Archeon: Really?
”No, They Just Stick Their Hands In Their Ears And Sing Loudly”
Archeon: Guess They Aren’t As Open Minded As I Am
“Or They Possess An Ounce Of Sanity, Its Hard To Tell”

Part 39

Archeon: I’m In Emain!
“So You Are”
Archeon: I’m Buffing Myself
“Don’t Forget To Give Out Your Spare Buffs”
Archeon: I Won’t
”Ok, All Ready?”
Archeon: YEAH! LETS FARM RP!!”
“Archeon Was Killed By A Nightshade”
“Now What Did We Learn?”
Archon: Its Cheaper To By Emain Medals In Bulk
“Sigh, Close Enough”

 

[Shakr[BC]]

 

[Archeon]

Here it is, the last one. Like land said, better to stop before it becomes old and delapidated

So without further Ado, i present

The Miss-Adventures Of Archeon And His Moody Msg System

Part 40 – The Dragon Epic

Archeon: Yawn, Helping Out In Malmo Is Sooo Boring
“But It Gives You A Nice Feeling”
Archeon: Not Really, And Darkness Falls Cash Is Better
Xper: Cheers For All The Help Archeon
Archeon: Don’t Worry About It
Xper: 11:30 – DT
“DT?”
Archeon: Oh Yeah, You Joined Me After I Had Gotten To 50 So You Wouldn’t Know Would You…
Archeon: Basically DT(Dragon Time) Is When Gjapinula The Dragon Leaves Her Pile Of Smoldering Shit And Fly’s Around…
Archeon: Since She’s Really, Really, Really Powerful Its Safer To Run Up The Hill
“Fair Enough I…”
“I Grow Restless. Who Has Dared To Entre My Domain? I Shall Freeze Their Flesh And Grind Their Bones To Dust”
“…My Chat…She Used My Chat…THE DAMN BITCH USED MY CHAT!!!”
Archeon: Calm Down
“I WILL NOT, ARCHEON BUFF UP AND KICK HER ASS!!!”
Archeon: But I…
“Just Give Me A Reason”
Archeon: Sigh, Never Mind
“I Grow Restless. Who Has Dared To Entre My Domain? I Shall Freeze Their Flesh And Grind Their Bones To Dust”
“We Dare!”
Archeon: Eek
“Vile Norseman, I Shall…”
“Archeon Attacks Gjapinula With His Hammer”
“Ouch”
“Excuse Me”
Archeon: Yes Ma’am?
“You Supposed To Let Me Finish Shouting First”
Archeon: I Am?
“Don’t Worry Hun, It Happens All The Time”
“ARCHEON! Less Talk, More Whack”
“Who Was That?”
Archeon: My Msg System, She’s A Little Sore About You Using Her Box When You Fly About
“She Should Learn To Fight Her Own Battles Instead Of Sending Cute Healers To Do Her Job”
“That Does It!!”
“Gjapinula Dies”
Archeon: Gjapinula NOOO!!!!
“Oh Just Cause She Called You Cute”
Archeon: I Guess It Wouldn’t Have Worked Out Anyway
“Yeah”
Archeon: Wanna Go Get Some Pie?
“Sure”

*And So Our Hero’s…*
“Cough”
*Sorry, Our Hero And Heroine Walk Off Into The Sunset To Find Coffee…*
Archeon: Pie
*Let Me Finish, Coffee And Pie. Blissfully Unaware That They Were Just Fictional Characters Thought Up To Pass The Time*

Archeon: Mmm… Good Pie
“You Said It”
Archeon: Where’s Our Coffee Though? The Narrator Said We Had Coffee
“It’ll Probably Be Programmed In Next Patch”
Archeon: But I Can’t Wait 4 Months
“Tough”



Thats it, finished. Guess i'l have to wait till my next insipred idea with any luck it'l be better than this

Hope you all enjoyed it as much as i enjoyed writing it (why do pro authers say that, writting a novel must be a real strain on your wrist)

Vote for me at the Grannies, I'd like to that my mum and my dad and my step-dad and the milkman and the paper boy, my pet cat my bed sheets, the air i'm breathing, God. and all the other little people that i squashed on my way to the top.

Thank-you and good night!

Grrr, colours didn't work. Stupid Barrysworld

 

[munkey_blue]

*Cheers at: Archeon <Gama's Slave> The Level 50 Healer.*

 

[-gama-]

nice one Archy

 

[Kagato.]

Really funny, thanks for the laughs mate, #40 was great.

 

[Hatt]

Quess who exped 45-50 with this freak?

 

[Affri]

Nice ones mate They were funny to read.

There's one thing though, You've Got To Stop Typing Like This, lol

 

[Archeon]

Originally posted by Hatt
Quess who exped 45-50 with this freak?

i'm sorry who are you? i dunno, sombody about gimpy hunters comes back but its all kind of vauge

And yeah, you'l have to forgive that its a really bad habit i used to have that pops up every now and again.

 

[Aule Valar]

amazing storys archeon
must admit i could stand a few more....

 

[inqy]

this reminds me of calvin and hobbs

 

[nume]

Great stuff, gotta do some more




we neeed MOOOORRRRREEEE

 

[old.Trine Aquavit]

Fanstastic stuff Archeon. Love it!

 

[minnie]

Thats a good rendition of a days play

or did it all happen in 10 minutes

 

[old.Xarr]

lol the dragon epic one was awesome