The mid-week joke...

[Dreamor]

Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea One called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "I'm fed up with being a prawn; I wish I was a shark, and then I wouldn't have any worries about being eaten." A large mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is granted" Lo and behold, Justin turned into a shark. Horrified, Christian immediately swam away, afraid of being eaten by his old mate. Time passed and Justin found life as a shark boring and lonely. All his old mates simply swam away whenever he came close to them. Justin didn't realize that his new menacing appearance was the cause of his sad plight. While swimming alone one day he saw the mysterious cod again and he thought perhaps the mysterious fish could change him back into a prawn. He approached the cod and begged to be changed back, and, lo and behold, he found himself turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes Justin swam back to his friends and bought them all a *beep*. (The punch line however, does not involve a prawn *beep* - it's much worse). Looking around the gathering at the reef he realized he couldn't see his old pal. "Where's Christian?" he asked. "He's at home, still distraught that his best friend changed sides to the enemy and became a shark", came the reply. Eager to put things right again and end the mutual pain and torture, he set off to Christian's abode. As he opened the coral gate, memories came flooding back. He banged on the door and shouted, "It's me, Justin, your old friend, come out and see me again." Christian replied, "No way man, you'll eat me. You're now a shark, the enemy, and I'll not be tricked into being your dinner." Justin cried back "No, I'm not. That was the old me. I've changed."......... (Yes...scroll down.)










































"I've found Cod. Now I'm a Prawn again Christian".

 

[- English -]

ookaayyy

 

[Dakkath]

Oh dear...

Almost managed a grin there but not quite!!!

 

[Lamp]

This is so old it was doing the rounds when Jesus was plying his trade as a humble carpenter.

 

[pikeh]

oh man thats good.




was walking down the street one day, and I saw a guy lying on the floor kissing a shrimp. I said "you alright mate?" he goes; "i think ive pulled a muscle"

 

[Thadius]

This is so old it was doing the rounds when Jesus was plying his trade as a humble carpenter.

Jesus never plied his trade as a carpenter

It was his aodptive Dad, Joseph

 

[Lamp]

Jesus never plied his trade as a carpenter

It was his aodptive Dad, Joseph

Well its as old as him then

 

[Jeremiah]

Jesus never plied his trade as a carpenter

It was his aodptive Dad, Joseph

Yes he did! He was Jewish!

 

[CorNokZ]

I don't get it :<

Do you have to be english to get it?

 

[Tasslehoff]

Haha, that's hilarious!

And Cornokz, "I've found God, I'm a born again Christian"

 

[Vladamir]

Lamp's old remarks are better than the jokes these days

 

[preacherboy]

Heard Vlad was that fat he went in for lipo-suction they turned him down due to not having a land-filled site big enough

 

[Vladamir]

Crackpipe pip

 

[Infanity]

They have released the name of the doctor who attempted to blow up Glasgow Airport.

Avsizzled Majeep

 

[Thadius]

They have released the name of the doctor who attempted to blow up Glasgow Airport.

Avsizzled Majeep

Thats so bad its good!