The Man Who Didn't See His Wife

Discussion in 'The Front Room' started by Daws, Dec 29, 2003.

  1. Daws

    Daws Fledgling Freddie

    A man left for work one Friday afternoon.
    But it was payday, so instead of going home,
    he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys
    and spending his entire pay check.

    When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night,
    he was confronted by his angry wife and was barraged
    for nearly two hours with a tirade befitting his actions.

    Finally his wife stopped the nagging and said to him,
    "How would you like it if you didn't see me for two or three days?"
    He replied, "That would be fine with me."

    Monday went by and he didn't see his wife.
    Tuesday and Wednesday came and went with the same results.
    But on Thursday, the swelling went down just enough
    where he could see her a little out of the corner of his right eye.

  2. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman

    daws the first one was ok

    now you're just turning into tisme II

    please think of the children ://
  3. Daws

    Daws Fledgling Freddie

    Yeah ok sorry :p I'll quit while i'm ahead/even.
  4. Brynn

    Brynn Can't get enough of FH

    i agree with gunz, i pray tisme doesn't find there forums
  5. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman


    you have just prevented the deaths of millions
  6. k9awya

    k9awya Can't get enough of FH

    lol i dont think it was so bad compared to tisme

    but at least he is getting us prepared for when bw does close and tisme finds her way to here, nnoooooooo :(
  7. gunner440

    gunner440 Hey Daddy Altman


    we're gonna die :/
  8. Daws

    Daws Fledgling Freddie

    Tisme is mentally ill, she thinks we like her jokes :p
  9. Czaedes

    Czaedes Fledgling Freddie

    lol Daws :fluffle:

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