The Ivy

[Wazzerphuk]

I'm like a cosy piece of furniture at FH, only marred by the fact Trem is the only one that now makes any use of me, and as such others avoid me for fear of the stains, smell and general disease-ridden impression.

 

[cHodAX]

Fucking hell, I check this thread again after a week and it spammed to fuck with useless posts. Give more info on Gemma Arteton!

 

[MYstIC G]

She's never gonna do you.

Is that enough info?

 

[mank!]

i'm with wazz. celebs suck

 

[cHodAX]

She's never gonna do you.

Is that enough info?

I never take no for an answer!

 

[MYstIC G]

Her saying no isn't a factor, it's just never gonna happen.

 

[cHodAX]

Her saying no isn't a factor, it's just never gonna happen.

How do you know? I might look like Brad Pitt, have a 12inch cock and be a multi-millionaire who just reads FH to kill time! It could happen!


<shuffles off and takes meds>

 

[MYstIC G]

Because I am her, and I say its never gonna happen.

 

[nath]

Never say never. Chloroform is a potent aphrodisiac.

 

[Wij]

Never say never. Chloroform is a potent aphrodisiac.

Reminds me of the alltime best chat-up line:

"Excuse me. Does this rag smell of chloroform to you ?"