the horror! the horror! THE HORROR!!!11

[TdC]

a bit fat one which you will never fill up!

you doubt my girth??

 

[TdC]

err! I mean upstream! you doubt my upstream

 

[Insane]

we all know how much you like your phat pipes!

 

[MYstIC G]

<Jay (from Jay & Silent Bob)>

And for one more record, he loves the cock.

</Jay (from Jay & Silent Bob)>

 

[TdC]

I see your quote, and up you one of my own, Rob. THIS J&SB quote is the one true quote:

Jay: What's twistin' this bitches tit?
Justice: Maybe it's because girls don't like to be called bitches, Jay.
Jay: They don't? How 'bout fine piece of ass?
Justice: How 'bout not.
Jay: Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you?
Justice: Something sweet, ya big goof. Something nice.
Jay: Boo boo kitty fuck?
Justice: That's... a start.

I shall try this out on my brand new room mate this very evening!

 

[MYstIC G]

I shall try this out on my brand new room mate this very evening!

After which you shall be forever heard saying

Jay: Hey. Get the fuck off her. That's my ex-girlfriend's monkey.

or

Jay: What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something?

 

[TdC]

you're saying I should threaten her with a knife? is that how things are done in Croydon? o0

 

[MYstIC G]

No, no. That she'll pull a knife on you if you call her Boo boo kitty fuck!

 

[Ch3tan]

So she'll slash him? or slash on him?

 

[TdC]

I'm a bit upset by all the knives going on in your croydonic mating rituals

 

[SilverHood]

I'm a bit upset by all the knives going on in your croydonic mating rituals

In croydon, when looking for luuurve, all you need is a stab in the dark....

 

[Insane]

I'm a bit upset by all the knives going on in your croydonic mating rituals

Its probably the only way to get a female in Croydon, by flashing something sharp and pointy... so that rules out his wit

im so gonna get banned for that remark

 

[MYstIC G]

Yours is sharp? Do you sit at home and file it or something?

 

[TdC]

Insane's from the Emerald Isle. Who knows what he does with his pointy things late at night o0

 

[evzy]

Pffft my missus moved in with me, it used to be Sky Sports all day at teh weekend, my PC was in the living room along with meh Playstation and Nintendo. Bean Bags and a fridge full of beer.

Now its PC shoved into smallest room in the house, playstation and nintendo in a bag somewhere in a closet, Bean bag...bagged? fridge still full of beer cos otherwise she would be taking the piss too far, fuck with the PS by all means but seriously do not fucking touch my beer.

Oh and my Jamo Galeforce speakers and Technics hi-fi seperates are all in the spare room because they "didnt look right" in the newly redecorated front room - ffs who looks at a hi-fi? TV fair enough but hi-fi you listen to...

Women.....

2 Arms

2 Legs

1 Head


thats as far as I have ever figured them out and even then you get some fucker like whatshername Mccartney fucking that theory up as well