the horror! the horror! THE HORROR!!!11

[TdC]

I've just moved in with my girlfriend!





























that's not the horror!
















































the HORROR is twofold!

fold one: she has half megabit cable. I had 12 megabit DSL I'd forgotten about slow internet about the same time I threw away my 36.6k modem

fold two: she refuses to acknowledge that in order to achieve superior Dolby DTS effects, not only do we have to use *my* hifi stuffs, but the living room furniture has to be placed strategically around the optimum audio and video sweetspot (ie where I sit). The first thing she said when I donkey'd my main speakers up two flights of stairs was "oh my they're rather large aren't they?" (she's been looking at these speakers for nearly five years now and na'er said a word). Then she said "do they have to be there?" after I'd moved 18 potted plants, 37 hello-kitty dolls and some other things out of the way to place the speakers in a decent place. Then she got in a huff and claimed that my (stylish black) speakers were darkening up the corner.

God, I love her

 

[Will]

Heh, get some Hello Kitty speaker covers and you'll be fine.

Or rearrange the living room wearing a plaid, I know she can't resist it.

 

[tris-]

512k conx?

dump that bitch :\

 

[Frizz]

512k conx?

dump that bitch :\

Oh man. Imagine dumping your bird 'cos she had a slow net connection. Priorities are in the wrong place, methinks.

 

[tris-]

no girl is worth sacrificing the speed at which you download your warez.

 

[Frizz]

I just don't know whether to take you seriously, sometimes.

 

[TdC]

yay! we've just upgraded online to 6Mbits! one thing sorted, now I just have to fix the telleh :/

 

[MYstIC G]

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.....

she's halved your net manhood and you think that it's sorted

You'll be bitter soon enough and can join Chet on the dark side

 

[TdC]

but but but I can call anyone in the country on their home phone for free! and 6 mbit is ok. it's ok isn't it? Jeoffrey? I didn't mean to touch you like that mate, it was an accident!

 

[tris-]

yay! we've just upgraded online to 6Mbits! one thing sorted, now I just have to fix the telleh :/

so not only is conx slower, YOU have to fix the telleh...

 

[TdC]

I'm the only one who can be TRUSTED to fix the telly by actually FIXING it

 

[Guest]

lol @ net manhood


trust meg....

 

[MYstIC G]

It's like Classic Coke -v- New Coke

Old TdC Netwang: ============
New TdC Netwang: ======

Same great taste but without the sugar?

 

[Insane]

I'm the only one who can be TRUSTED to fix the telly by actually FIXING it

I wouldn't trust you with anything

You know fine rightly she will blow a gasket the first time you come in from a long bike ride covered in mud and stuff from the countryside...

 

[TdC]

stuff from the countryside...

you're talking about poop right?

oh, and

 

[Overdriven]

Heh, get some Hello Kitty speaker covers and you'll be fine.

I'll be passing this information to a real life friend some time soon xD


Congrats on moving in ^^

 

[TdC]

cheers, you're very kind, other than these yokels who'd rather gloat over my pain

 

[MYstIC G]

cheers, you're very kind, other than these yokels who'd rather gloat over my pain

Just quoting "my pain" for blackmail purposes in the event that I ever meet Mrs TdC.

 

[Whipped]

My fiancee has already resigned herself to a lifetime of Game's Consoles, Computers and Hi-Fi Equipment. Her one condition was that we have a seperated room in which she can store all her Me-To-You Bears.

I do worry though, that one night they may be imbued with life and I will awake to a mass of teddy bears, spent on the floor after a long hard night of Mario Party 8.....ARGGGHHHH!!!!

 

[tris-]

see whipped has made the right choice.

Tdc on the other hand, well he will regret it. and we will see a "dear big g" thread asking what to do, mark my words.

MARK THEM.

 

[TdC]

tris- you're full of crap




































*scared*

 

[Ch3tan]

I swear teedles, if you even think of posting a big G style agony aunt thread, that I will leave whatever dark side meg thinks i'm on and hunt you down.

 

[TdC]

if I ever feel that particular urge Chets, I'll sponsor your flight over here so you can tell me off between pints

 

[mank!]

i wish i had a girlfriend

 

[Trem]

Anal sex goes right out the window the second you move in with them
My dog is right up for it though. A bit of gravy on my cock and its all systems go!

Can I just ask you all to never mention I said that to Samm if you ever speak to her.

 

[tris-]

only if you let me play the dog..

 

[TdC]

if I can get one to ask me to move in, then you can get one too Manklet

 

[leggy]

i wish i had a girlfriend

It's overrated.

Buy tonnes of consoles. That seems to be a reasonable compromise judging by some of the posts in the other forums

 

[MYstIC G]

I swear teedles, if you even think of posting a big G style agony aunt thread, that I will leave whatever dark side meg thinks i'm on and hunt you down.

Behind the diety sofa, obv.

 

[yaruar]

Oh man. Imagine dumping your bird 'cos she had a slow net connection. Priorities are in the wrong place, methinks.

Surely you'd want a bird with a nice small, tight pipe, not a bit fat one which you will never fill up!