The Greatest Disscussion In History Part 2

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GDW

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Originally posted by Wilier
I didnt have a great deal of joy with girls at 14, had to wait till I was 16 and had a motorbike:) So I guess at 14, you need a souped up skateboard or cool Hoffman BMX or summat.;)
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and a gameboy advance.....dont forget the gameboy advance dammit!
 
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Sir Frizz

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the worst is when your "friends" take an interest :/
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by the-frizz


heheh, no, dont take it the wrong way dammit :D
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I think you're the one who has to worry about that m8 :eek6:
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by Wij


I think you're the one who has to worry about that m8 :eek6:
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damn you wij, twisting everything i say :D
 
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*Exor*

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I was king stud up until I was 16, oh where did it all go wrong :(

Anyway, school kids are pretty cruel, so you're never gonna pull a girl in the year above because all her friends will take the piss out of her.
 
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Perplex

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Originally posted by *Exor*
I was king stud up until I was 16, oh where did it all go wrong :(

Anyway, school kids are pretty cruel, so you're never gonna pull a girl in the year above because all her friends will take the piss out of her.
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Very true
 
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old.D0LLySh33p

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Had a black BMW at school and picked up many of the gals.
Now have a red BMW at uni. and none of 'em are interested in it.

Don't care though, 'cos they is interested in me :)

Alcohol, candle lit dinner, nice food and swanky clothes... easy way to get laid ;)
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by Kez
I should've specified Townie Cars really. lo Novas. Oh, and if you stand outside the schools and smoke, you're considered one of the rude bwoi's. This gets you more said wench.

A twisted area I live in? :/
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In my area I'm in older students at a secondary school stand there wearing the same thing as each other (puffer jacket, baseball cap), sitting on these crap modified Ford Sierra's. Trying to be 'rude bwoi's'. How I laughed
 
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Moving Target

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Originally posted by xenon2000
Of course, MT isn't a teenager....
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You'd be right, I went past my teenage year's a while ago.
 
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Nibbler

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Yeah, silly Xenon!

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Does this look like a teenager??







Hey, wait a second...
 
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bodhi

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I don't know what it looks like but MAKE IT GO AWAY!
 
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Testin da Cable

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I can't see it hehe. Got a mental block against such things ;)
 
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Moving Target

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I'm hoping you don't actually think that it's me because if you do, you are a retard. I would never ever post my pic on one of those poxy rate-me sites, and if you think that I did, you are retarded. As Nibbler would say, 'Hey, wait a second...'.
 
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old.ignus

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Originally posted by Damini
This thread made me giggle... the only girls you can really attract with a red shiny car are the ones that mean you'll be picking creole earrings out of your teeth for the next six weeks, be desperately trying to cover up lovebites the size of Lithunia, and live in constant fear of darren, her 25 year old skin head ex who she thought was so cool at the beginning but actually has a penchant for anal sex and machetes. And you'll be constantly lending them money to buy 10 B+H. Its an ugly road to walk down.

In my experience, the girls that are deemed really hot when you are 14 generally look like trolls, that wear a foundation thats a subtle shade of satsuma, and you realise they ming atrociously when you leave that school and that they were only datable because everyone thought they were so out of their league. Because that's what you were told. Which was all a lie cos a can of diamond white and they'd perform everything out of the karma sutra. All the D-clan (allegedly the desirable ones) at my old school now wonder round with a baby tugging at each nipple and a real haggard look to them. Pick a girl that doesn't go to your school. That way you can't get dumped at lunch times in front of your mates, and you'll actually have a better idea of whether or not she's actually pretty, or just labelled that way.

And its less likely any of your mates have shoved their hand up her skirt already.
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You knew my ex girlfriend then.

The bit about the money lending for fags was spot on, even the brand and amount.
 
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Summo

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Heh heh. :D Didn't read Damini's post first time round (for some reason - not like I'm rarely here :() but that really made me chuckle. :D

So articulate, so well-observed, so funny.

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Stazbumpa

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Actually Damini has reminded me of the D-clan as it where when I was at school. True to form, the ones that we all lusted after in such barely contained fashion are now either:

A: Pregnant/avec un child and dad has buggered off.
B: Married to a complete gimp (oh the sweet irony).
C: Have an arse that covers 4 square miles.
D: A combination of any or all of the above.

Makes me smile. I see them getting drunk every Saturday night and vomiting everywhere. The bitchiness that was also part and parcel to their psychological make up at school has run riot in later life and they could'nt say something nice if they had a gun to their heads.

I didnt get laid till well after I left school and I'm bloody glad too.
 
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Perplex

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My observations on the matter are that the girls everyone was after at school turned out to be pretty nasty looking in later years (say...5 years alter) and the ones that you never paid any attention to turned out to be fucking stunners
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by Perplex
My observations on the matter are that the girls everyone was after at school turned out to be pretty nasty looking in later years (say...5 years alter) and the ones that you never paid any attention to turned out to be fucking stunners
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irony, such is life :/

live for the now then heh:)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by Perplex
My observations on the matter are that the girls everyone was after at school turned out to be pretty nasty looking in later years (say...5 years alter) and the ones that you never paid any attention to turned out to be fucking stunners
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Partly true. Some mingers still ming. Bless 'em tho :)
 
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~Lazarus~

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Pick the fattest, ugliest and smelliest bird you can find.

That way you are GUARANTEED that no one is going to nick her from you. ;)
 
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